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May 25, 2009 23:06

W-Where am I? This doesn't look like the Netherworld. There's no fire or lava or anything. I don't even see the King's Castle. I'm not allowed to use the Dimensional Gate, so I don't know how I coulda got here.

Oooooh, maybe this is another trick. I r-really, really wish they'd stop picking on me! Even after what they did to my dog, they still...

M-Maybe they tricked me into the Dimensional Gate and sent me somewhere. Sigh, this isn't gonna be good. I gotta get back to the castle and finish my chores. I can't let His Majesty down! M-Maybe if I ask for directions...

No! N-No, no! If I'm gonna be a terrible and fierce Demon Lord, I gotta demand directions, not ask! I hope no big demons are around. I guess the people 'round here don't look too scary...

So, um! S-So! Everyone listen to me! I'm a personal servant maid assistant vassal to King Krichevskoy! That's right, the Overlord! So, if you know what's good for you, you'll help me get back to the capital! If you don't, K-King Krichevskoy will be really upset. I'm a really, really important vassal to the King!

[Etna is at the wee age of one hundred seventy and a half years old. She's probably about three and a half feet tall and is actually wearing clothes.]
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