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May 25, 2009 23:06

W-Where am I? This doesn't look like the Netherworld. There's no fire or lava or anything. I don't even see the King's Castle. I'm not allowed to use the Dimensional Gate, so I don't know how I coulda got here.

Oooooh, maybe this is another trick. I r-really, really wish they'd stop picking on me! Even after what they did to my dog, they still...M ( Read more... )

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yournewoverlord May 26 2009, 03:48:34 UTC
You've gotta be kidding me.

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hailbeautyqueen May 26 2009, 03:55:35 UTC
Yeah, I bet you bumpkins around here haven't seen a jen...genui...real vassal to King Krichevskoy before. Twemble!

...T...Tremble!

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yournewoverlord May 26 2009, 03:57:30 UTC
...

*finger to her forehead*

*tips her over*

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hailbeautyqueen May 26 2009, 04:04:29 UTC
H-Hey!

[Falls onto her butt.]

Oooow. W-What's the big idea? You're dealin' with the one and only Etna, King Krichevskoy's most important vathal! V-Vassal!

[Throws a small rock at Laharl's head.]

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yournewoverlord May 26 2009, 04:08:48 UTC
[does not flinch]

Look, Etna. You got sent forward in time. I know the future you.

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hailbeautyqueen May 26 2009, 04:11:44 UTC
That's stuuupid. Why should I believe you? I've never met you before.

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yournewoverlord May 26 2009, 04:15:57 UTC
That's because we meet in what is for you the future. This is the easy part, so try to keep up!

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hailbeautyqueen May 26 2009, 04:17:25 UTC
And, um...why shouldn't I just think you're a crazy bum trying to take advantage of me?

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yournewoverlord May 26 2009, 04:18:10 UTC
Take advantage of you? Don't flatter yourself!

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hailbeautyqueen May 26 2009, 04:21:43 UTC
You're the stranger who knows my name! I bet you're some creepy stalker. I guess I'm getting fans even before I become a Demon Lord.

Um...I can sign something for you if you want.

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yournewoverlord May 26 2009, 04:23:43 UTC
I'M TRYING TO EASE YOU INTO THE FACT THAT I'M KING KRICHEVSKOY'S SON, YOU BRAT!

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hailbeautyqueen May 26 2009, 04:25:13 UTC
Now I know you're fulla crap! King Krichevskoy doesn't have a son! I'd know!

B-B-Besides, you'd need a mom a-a-and there's no one like that around the King!

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yournewoverlord May 26 2009, 04:26:38 UTC
Dammit...

Future! Say it with me! FU-TURE!

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hailbeautyqueen May 26 2009, 04:30:33 UTC
No, no, no! The King would haveta have a wife to have a son. No way, no way! The King wouldn't...wouldn't...

You're probably just playing along with the other vassals! What they said about the King and that human woman isn't true! It isn't!

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yournewoverlord May 26 2009, 04:39:10 UTC
That human woman...

Fine. Go play in a lava pit or however you killed time when you were a kid. You can just feel like an idiot in a few days when you change back.

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hailbeautyqueen May 26 2009, 04:42:53 UTC
She's just a special witch from Earth helping the King with...with...something!

B-But if you really are from the future, then prove it. You gotta know something.

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