the mating call of a walrus
well i'm posting right now at the request of my fans. what has been going on? not much really. today was awesome because i didn't have practice. i took this huge nap after class and before lunch. it was sexellent. we went to target today and i bought this huge thing of cheese balls, you know the one with the peanut monicle top hap guy on them, for only $1.49. yeah i know, what a deal!! me and rooney hit up the driving range tonight. there were soooooo many damn asians there. me and rooney made up 3/4 of the white population there, and i'm barely white as it is. despite all the pressure from the asians i still totally kicked ass. i think i'm going to join the tour soon, PGA that is. next weekend i'm going up to salem, oregon for a meet. that should be loads of fun. i don't know how or when were even leaving yet. coach won't tell us. it's like a secret or something. i'm probably just going to hot carl on his face until he tells me. speaking of, hold on a sec i'll be right back....ahhhh that's a lot better. anyways, kevin decided to show us his walrus impression today. it was possibly the most hillarious thing i've ever seen/heard. it was so realistic i actually thought i was at the zoo watching the walruses. he even has the mating call down. i think he's got a real career ahead of him. hey here's a funny story. ok one of my suitmates timothy(white bread) is on the same intermural volleyball team as kevin. this guy was like pro volleyball player back home so he takes the game way too seriously. he shows up with kneepads on and like a uniform. everyone calls him kneepads. anyways, he like runs around crazily hitting the ball even when it's totally not in his area. tonight he totally ran into kevin and knocked his ass on the floor. everyone was like "nice shot kneepads". it was pretty damn hillarious. well that's gunna do it for my entry. there will be more to come later, i promise. peace out nigs!