Aug 02, 2006 13:02
Jerry was a race car driver.
And he drove so goddamned fast.
He never did win no checkered flag.
But he never did come in last.
Jerry was a race car driver.
He'd say "El Sob #1!"
With a bocephus sticker.
On his 442 he'd like 'em up.
Just for fun.
Captain Pierce was a fireman.
Richmond engine #3.
I'll be a wealthy man when I get.
A dime for all the things that.
Man taught to me.
Captain Pierce was a strong man.
Strong as any man alive.
It stuck in his craw that they.
Made him retire at the age of 65.
Jerry was a race car driver.
22 years old.
Had too many cold beers one night.
And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.