Like the blind man, in the dark room, looking for the black cat... that isn't there

[hackthis]

While in conversation with lazlet and maurheti about the second episode of Doctor Who featuring Eleven something profound occurred to me:

The sonic screwdriver looks like a penis. So, basically, Doctor Who is a show about a white man that goes around the universe saving various inhabitants with his giant glowing penis

Comments

[lazlet]

Someone needs to write the fic where Poke goes off on one about this very subject.

Just sayin'.

[sparky77]

HA!!!

Poke and Ray talking about Doctor Who? Wow.

[lazlet]

Exactly! How could that not rock?

[hackthis]

You are so subtle isn't amazing. Sadly sparky77 has alreadt preempted you with the idea of when Eleven meets Tony Stark. I think I could bang out 1000 words on that, but first I owe help_haiti fic about George/Anderson. It's very hard to write when they're all being domestic.

[lazlet]

Subtle is my middle name. I don't think I clocked that you were writing George/Anderson! This makes me inordinately happy. And there's nowt wrong with domestic!fic. At least, not in this neck of the woods!

[hackthis]

pinkfinity has been patiently waiting, S77 gave me an idea, but I just... I cannot summon the words! ARI! Why hast thou forsaken me?!

[sparky77]

Ari is busy spying on George and Anderson trying to figure out what those sneaky, perverted bastards are doing reading the paper and eating bagels on a Sunday morning.