I can haz beer nao?
1. I dropped a plate this afternoon. In fact, I saw it happening right before it happened. The shattered pieces mostly congregated in the same place on the floor -- except for the piece that jumped up 5'6 inches to land on my lip. Yeah, I dunno either. I really thought it was going to end with stitches, but no, just a slight scratch. It's been that sort of week.
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2. The Brazilian swimmer won the 50M Free ahead of France, yes? So, it was most interesting to see the Brazilian swimmer walking ahead of Alain Bernard on the deck, and have Alain just reach out and unzip the back of his suit. While they were walking. Um, that's kind of personal, isn't it? To just start stripping somebody in public. Maybe he really couldn't wait for the sex.
3. I know everybody's all thrilled that Michael won that race (100 Free ?) but frankly? I'm not sure he beat Cavic. In fact, I'm pretty damn sure he didn't. Even Michael said he didn't think he'd won orginally. I know they keep talking about that half-stroke versus Cavic just floating in, but it seemed damn questionable to me. I agree with them filing a dispute. If it was my ass, I'd be hot as hell for my medal.
ETA: mardia assures me that there was an electronic touch pad which called the race for Michael and not some myopic official (like back the day). Not that you young bucks would remember those days.
So, a blow job for every gold medal? Somebody's going to get lock jaw.
4. I was sort of trying to avoid evade hide from that Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte slash, but then thorn_scratch was all look at the gay! They do photo shoots of lust and interviews and whatnot! I shall prevail. Oh, who am I kidding?
5. I have to say, I had no idea that Water Polo was so damn violent. Every time I try to surf by though, somebody's choking somebody else or somebody looks like they just came out of a night of Fight Club. Damn, people.
6. Dear Psych,
You are so much more awesome this season than you were last season. It's like somebody put the show in a Fast Skin suit and said, "Thou Shalt Be as Gay as the Olympic Male Swimmers!"
And lo, it was all good.
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2. The Brazilian swimmer won the 50M Free ahead of France, yes? So, it was most interesting to see the Brazilian swimmer walking ahead of Alain Bernard on the deck, and have Alain just reach out and unzip the back of his suit. While they were walking. Um, that's kind of personal, isn't it? To just start stripping somebody in public. Maybe he really couldn't wait for the sex.
3. I know everybody's all thrilled that Michael won that race (100 Free ?) but frankly? I'm not sure he beat Cavic. In fact, I'm pretty damn sure he didn't. Even Michael said he didn't think he'd won orginally. I know they keep talking about that half-stroke versus Cavic just floating in, but it seemed damn questionable to me. I agree with them filing a dispute. If it was my ass, I'd be hot as hell for my medal.
ETA: mardia assures me that there was an electronic touch pad which called the race for Michael and not some myopic official (like back the day). Not that you young bucks would remember those days.
So, a blow job for every gold medal? Somebody's going to get lock jaw.
4. I was sort of trying to avoid evade hide from that Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte slash, but then thorn_scratch was all look at the gay! They do photo shoots of lust and interviews and whatnot! I shall prevail. Oh, who am I kidding?
5. I have to say, I had no idea that Water Polo was so damn violent. Every time I try to surf by though, somebody's choking somebody else or somebody looks like they just came out of a night of Fight Club. Damn, people.
6. Dear Psych,
You are so much more awesome this season than you were last season. It's like somebody put the show in a Fast Skin suit and said, "Thou Shalt Be as Gay as the Olympic Male Swimmers!"
And lo, it was all good.