Everytime I find myself fandomless, I think about "retiring" and then inevitably something comes along and says, 'not, yet bitch!' The O.C., did this. So did RPS. And Heroes. And then there was this weekend, with it's Psych premiere, and The Wire, which I'm not fannish about, but I just enjoy a whole fucking lot.
And then, last night, there was the premiere of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, which I can't really talk about in coherant terms. I have always loved the Terminator series (T3: The Abomination, does not exist in my head).
1. OMG! That is a really short skirt Lena Headey is wearing. Damn.
2. It's Zach. I'm not a Zach fan. Oh buggery, is this going to be a big problem or what?
3. OMG! A TERMINATOR! A TERMINATOR [/5 year-old voice]
4. OMG! RYAN O'REILLY! RYAN O'REILLY! [/25 year-old voice]
5. I am really digging Lena Headey's hair. Damn. I need to get my hair cut like that.
6. He went to the COPS?! Bad Ryan O'Reilly. No cookie for you!
7. River! River go squish in the brain pan! Does Zach really think she's hitting on his greasy ass? Dude, her skin is AWESOME. Wow. And she can totally do the teen girl thing. Except for looking 30.
8. Wow, Thomas Dekker I really hope that you only have the thin greasy, wispy hair for the pilot b/c your hair is really disturbing me right now. Like I can't focus on anything else and that's bad.
9. IT'S STEVEN! STEVEN FROM KITCHEN CONFIDENTIAL! This is the best series evah!! FOX if you fuck this up, I will blow up FOX plaza.
10. OMG! Violence in the classroom! Stabbing in the leg! Shooting kids! I bet the Parent Advisory Board are shitting themselves. Go SNP (Standards & Practices) for taking one for the team!
11. Wow. Steven is hot when he's kicking ass. Where's Jack to see this?
12. DUDE! Total shout to to T2 with the Terminator getting run over by truck and the whole Miles Dyson (Joe Morton!) thing.
13. Again with the greasy hair. Feh.
14. Dude, uh, is John having a moment with River? She's not like other models huh? Oh my god, does John have relations with a terminator?
15. Steven Dedalus vs. River Tam. I love this show.
15. Dude, and they arrive naked! Go Team Canon! HURRAH for whomever wrote this show!
17. So, the Terminator and Sarah are raising John together. Like always. Two lesbians and their son. Oh, I'm SO digging this shit. Rock on!