Pimping since birth.
Maybe today I will write something. I am not holding my breath. I did however send half of the Slytherin year to therapy, so that would wear anyone out. And yet, I brought my pimp cane along for two very good causes
1. oxoniensis is running the Challenge to end all challenges. I'm talking about the one and only PORN BATTLE!! It's not just any porn challenge, but the kind that's all porn, all the time, any-fandom, any-pairing. The only requirement is that your porn must fit in one LJ comment square. 4300 characters. No more. But you can enter as much as you want and think of me the children The Porn.
It is your civic duty to write the porn for the good of everyone.
2. My other girl is running a challenge too. The DCU/Smallville challenge is being put on by ethrosdemon, and if she were better organised it wouldn't take me 20 minutes to find and link you.* Ahem. So. The DCU/Smallville challenge, which is really just sending all your favorite DCU characters to Smallville for whatever nefarious reason (porn) you can think of (porn). Ollie! Tim! Kon! Connor!* You want the speedsters to get laid more? Think Kyle/Wally are MFEO? Waiting for that crazy Tim/Dick/Bruce story to be written? Write it yourself!
*Use the memory function, K. It is your friend.
**Has anybody else noticed the inabilty of the people at DC to diversify their fucking name roster? Cassie, Cissie, Cassandra, Donna, Diana, Conner, Kon-El also Conner, John, J'hnn, Jon, I mean what. the. fuck. people? How about someone named, like, Paul or Sarah?
And because I can't talk about good causes without talking about charities, today's charity is Mentoring.org/ Volunteering.org.uk, because that axiom is still very true: The most important thing you can give anyone is your time.
Failing that, click here to donate some books to kids!
1. oxoniensis is running the Challenge to end all challenges. I'm talking about the one and only PORN BATTLE!! It's not just any porn challenge, but the kind that's all porn, all the time, any-fandom, any-pairing. The only requirement is that your porn must fit in one LJ comment square. 4300 characters. No more. But you can enter as much as you want and think of me the children The Porn.
It is your civic duty to write the porn for the good of everyone.
2. My other girl is running a challenge too. The DCU/Smallville challenge is being put on by ethrosdemon, and if she were better organised it wouldn't take me 20 minutes to find and link you.* Ahem. So. The DCU/Smallville challenge, which is really just sending all your favorite DCU characters to Smallville for whatever nefarious reason (porn) you can think of (porn). Ollie! Tim! Kon! Connor!* You want the speedsters to get laid more? Think Kyle/Wally are MFEO? Waiting for that crazy Tim/Dick/Bruce story to be written? Write it yourself!
*Use the memory function, K. It is your friend.
**Has anybody else noticed the inabilty of the people at DC to diversify their fucking name roster? Cassie, Cissie, Cassandra, Donna, Diana, Conner, Kon-El also Conner, John, J'hnn, Jon, I mean what. the. fuck. people? How about someone named, like, Paul or Sarah?
And because I can't talk about good causes without talking about charities, today's charity is Mentoring.org/ Volunteering.org.uk, because that axiom is still very true: The most important thing you can give anyone is your time.
Failing that, click here to donate some books to kids!