This kid here. This kid:
I don't know how he runs so fast because he's packing the Balls of Zeus in that athletic protector. In fact, I don't think he even needs to wear a cup because he's also got Brass Ones. The bases were loaded, two outs and he freakin' stole home! He stole it! He just took off like a bat out of hell and reached home plate at just about the same time the pitch got there and it all could have gone horribly because he really didn't need to make such a ballsy move, but he made it. Balls of Zeus!
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They've run this Heineken ad about a dozen times since the game started, but it cracks me up every time.
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Talk about a good message delivered with the appropriate good humor. Also, that song was first on the radio when I was about ten years old. Sheesh.