Read this, bitches
Alrighty, I realize that I haven't posted in ages, but a bad morning of such intense proportions has re-awakened my need to vent. Not only did I not get ANY sleep last night for no reason whatsoever, but I'd somehow made the mistake of putting salt in my coffee and sugar in my eggs - resulting in the absolute worst breakfast ever produced. It's barely 9AM. And now I must to work. Bitches.