Since we have a celebrity governor (with really big knives, apparently):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrly-mqEOss

An oldie, but a goodie.

Here's a few commercials you won't see on TV. There's a reason why. Incredibly crass and entertaining.

Commercial 1
Commercial 2
Commercial 3

UPDATE:
The website is not going as planned. Ummm...duh? :)