I'd send you a smoked white fish, but I don't think it would survive in transit. I can just imagine ever feral cat from here to there nomming on the package.
No recipies for coq a vin, but if you have a good butcher, you may want to ask him. Coq requires an older chicken, which aren't really sold in regular grocery stores anymore (a tip I remember from an episode of Good Eats).
Burger King - Draco would eat, then cast a spell to cause you to have the most humilating, week-long case of flatulence. Percy would not eat, and bitch about being hungry. Neal - well, he'd charm you out of YOUR lettuce, tomatoes and onions and make the most delicious green salad every day.
Pirate Names for Moz? Oh, boy - this one's hard. I confess to being imagination-less on this one, and went off to the Pirate Name Generator Dante Havisham yielded "Pirate Edmund the Fruit," while Dante Haversham got "Jim Buttwipe." (And before you ask, Neal Caffrey is "Giant Ezekiel Jones."
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Also, those pirate names are HILARIOUS. JIM BUTTWIPE, OH MY GOD. Peter's would be Cap'n Edgar Cannonbait, Elizabeth's would be "Snafu" Eve Scarr, and Kate would apparently be Shoutin' Ramona Bones. BUT THAT'S OKAY, BECAUSE HUGHES WOULD BE, I KID YOU NOT, PANTS-DOWN JUDE.
And oh, Alton Brown, you teach us so much. Thanks for the tip!!! *Hunts down Alton Brown's coq au vin recipe*
No recipies for coq a vin, but if you have a good butcher, you may want to ask him. Coq requires an older chicken, which aren't really sold in regular grocery stores anymore (a tip I remember from an episode of Good Eats).
Burger King - Draco would eat, then cast a spell to cause you to have the most humilating, week-long case of flatulence. Percy would not eat, and bitch about being hungry. Neal - well, he'd charm you out of YOUR lettuce, tomatoes and onions and make the most delicious green salad every day.
Pirate Names for Moz? Oh, boy - this one's hard. I confess to being imagination-less on this one, and went off to the Pirate Name Generator Dante Havisham yielded "Pirate Edmund the Fruit," while Dante Haversham got "Jim Buttwipe." (And before you ask, Neal Caffrey is "Giant Ezekiel Jones."
Behaving like an adult is SERIOUSLY overrated.
Maybe this will help you concentrate:
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AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH
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Also, those pirate names are HILARIOUS. JIM BUTTWIPE, OH MY GOD. Peter's would be Cap'n Edgar Cannonbait, Elizabeth's would be "Snafu" Eve Scarr, and Kate would apparently be Shoutin' Ramona Bones. BUT THAT'S OKAY, BECAUSE HUGHES WOULD BE, I KID YOU NOT, PANTS-DOWN JUDE.
And oh, Alton Brown, you teach us so much. Thanks for the tip!!! *Hunts down Alton Brown's coq au vin recipe*
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FUCK THAT. *GOES BACK TO STARING AT THE HOTNESS*
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*WEEPS*
ALSO
*STARES LUSTFULLY*
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Here, have a lolly.
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IT CAN'T TAKE IT
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But wouldn't you want to suck on that thumb?
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Sucking.
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