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Apr 13, 2010 14:48

Things I Should Be Doing

-Finishing that fest fic that's due TOMORROW
-Finishing that pinch hit that's due on the 20th
-Finishing that term paper that's due next week
-Eating
-Answering comments (which actually I WOULD be doing if the internet on campus didn't block NC-17 stories)
-Going over the truly awesome edits on my laaaaaast fest fic for awhile
-Reading my biology text
-Behaving like an adult
-Following the rules of basic decorum
-Drinking less iced tea

Things I Actually Am Doing

-Deciding I'm hungry enough to eat something and standing up to do it
-Realizing nothing available sounds appetizing and sitting back down
-Repeating this process ad nauseam (you'd think I'd learn)
-Watching White Collar episodes I have already seen multiple times
-Writing Neal/Peter pirate!AU fic (OMG PIRATES ARE SO MUCH FUN WHO KNEW THAT)
-Playing the silent flirting game with that guy in the corner
-Re-teaching myself to crochet
-Looking up recipes for coq au vin (anyone have one they swear by? It's one of those things I've never gotten around to making, but really want to try.)
-Picking out songs for the WC fanmix that is now more of a WC box set
-Thinking about what Draco Malfoy would do if you made him eat Burger King for a week
-Ditto Percy Weasley
-Ditto Neal Caffrey
-Playing with my Zippo and seriously annoying the librarian
-Accidentally mocking newspaper articles my friends wrote
-Considering potential pirate names for Mozzie (suggestions?)
-Laughing at my own jokes about parrots
-Waiting for Godot
-[ETA: HAVING RIDICULOUS ADORABLE/HOTNESS WARS AND REVEALING BITS OF PIRATEFIC IN THE COMMENTS OF THIS POST]

Warn your children against the dangers of a limited attention span, folks. That's all I've got to say today.

my kidneys are also to blame, insanity runs in my family, white collar, my brain is to blame, crochet: like crack but softer, harry potter

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