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Apr 13, 2010 14:48

Things I Should Be Doing-Finishing that fest fic that's due TOMORROW ( Read more... )

my kidneys are also to blame, insanity runs in my family, white collar, my brain is to blame, crochet: like crack but softer, harry potter

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photoash April 13 2010, 19:07:40 UTC
Neal Caffrey would not eat a week of burger king <3 he'd find a way to con/steal/bribe other foods while faking the burger kind!!

Mozzie as a pirate name -- sheesh that's hard I'm not sure what a pirate type name would be? the Mysterious M <3 sounds like a bad 20's superhero!

I hope you don't have to wait for Godot long ;) since he never seems to show!

Good luck finding foodstuffs

I am procrastinating writing a report for work that NEEDS to be done before 9am tomorrow and instead and fucking around with email and lj >_> so no the adult thing doesn't get any easier even when you are out of schoolz >_>

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gyzym April 13 2010, 19:17:34 UTC
GODOT IS STILL NOT HERE. Bastard. How many times am I going to let him stand me up like this?

My foodstuffs choices are: nasty grilled chicken sandwich, nasty hamburger, something that claims to be a salad but is, I am sure, toxic waste, and Fritos. I think I'm going to wait until my choices improve.

THE MYSTERIOUS M, OH MY GOD. OR THE MYSTERIOUS MR. M--MOZZIE AS A SUPERHERO. OR A SUPERVILLAIN. AHAHAHAHA AU'S I WISH I HAD TIME TO WRITE

And GO US. Anti-adult brigade UNITE. Or something :P

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photoash April 13 2010, 19:27:57 UTC
Ugh those are some wretched food stuffs O_o did you forget emergency rations for your bag for just such an occasion? Maybe you get get a granola bar or some yogurt from a convenience shop nearby?

Super villain <3 FTW!!

Napoleon of the Seas, something bout lurking in darkness/spiders? :)

<3 something like that!!

ETA -- ghost!! The White Ghost of the Seas/ Captain Specter in the Specs <3 LOL

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gyzym April 13 2010, 19:34:17 UTC
Courtesy of ideas provided by the pirate name generator, I am now considering "Moz the Hatless" (because Neal has a massive pirate hat, of course). BUT AHAHAHA, GHOST. THE HATLESS GHOST. FNJFNJFDJF I WILL COMBINE THESE PROPERLY SOMEHOW.

Neal is Cap'n Silvertongue, for obvious reasons.

OH PIRATE!FIC YOU HAVE RUN AWAY WITH ME

And I did indeed forget my emergency rations! If by "emergency rations" you mean "that bag of m&m's" and by "forget" you mean "eat." I also forgot, ALAS, my lunch, which is the real crux of this problem.

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photoash April 13 2010, 19:38:50 UTC
I am trying to stiffle my laughter at "The Hatless Ghost" because that is awesome and i can see mozzie pouting as neal gave him that name <3 and just being all 'fuckyou' about it!! :D

I can't wait to hear more about pirate fic it sounds hot :D will there be much witty banter and fight scenes or mainly just fucking on the plank, crowsnest, and tiny cabin beds?

LOL i meant like stash of granola bars or the like in your bag so yes the m&m's would do :D

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gyzym April 13 2010, 19:42:55 UTC
THERE IS MUCH WITTY BANTER AND FIGHTING.

THERE IS ALSO MUCH SHIP SEX.

Neal is a master fencer and Moz and Jones are screwing and Peter is in way over his head and Fowler works for the British East India Company. IT'S GOING TO BE EPIC.

And by epic...I MEAN CRAZY.

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photoash April 13 2010, 19:44:53 UTC
OMG that is going to be crazy funny and epic!! are you writing it like a miniseries all it's own?? :D lol are you havingt hem be all pirate type talking?? <3 and LOL on mozzie and jones that's a new pairing!!

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gyzym April 13 2010, 19:50:13 UTC
I DON'T KNOW YET. At the moment it's just like...PIRATE SCENES. I have a plot in my head and I think it will probably be a long oneshot but there's also so much plot that it might be it's own verse and I DON'T KNOW I JUST DON'T KNOW ( ... )

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photoash April 13 2010, 19:55:52 UTC
OMG that is EPIC WIN!!! :D So Are Peter and Jones etc all part of british military?? <3 OMG Least hearty pirate FTW!!! <3 and banter over grammar :) you slay me girl!!

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gyzym April 13 2010, 20:09:24 UTC
FOR ANSWERS, PLEASE SEE RESPONSE TO ASIMAIYAT BELOW :D

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asimaiyat April 13 2010, 20:00:34 UTC
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

idk everyone has been writing serious fic like grownups recently, and it is pretty great, BUT TODAY I DEFINITELY NEEDED THIS IN MY LIFE.

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HERE HAVE SOME MORE, SINCE YOU NEED IT AND NOT AT ALL BECAUSE I WANT TO SHOW IT TO EVERYONE: gyzym April 13 2010, 20:07:45 UTC
The first time Peter met Neal he wasn't Neal; he was Captain Silvertongue of the pirate vessel Howl, and Peter was Lieutenant-Commander Burke of the Royal Navy's Taurus. Silvertongue and his crew had raided a merchant vessel and stolen a truly horrifying quantity of black pepper, and it had been Peter's task to hunt him down.

Peter tracked him to at a port in East India; the Howl was the most impeccably kept pirate ship he'd had ever seen, and it was easily identifiable. He hopped ashore in his undershirt and britches as his crew docked, and he found his quarry having a pint in the local bar.

"Silvetongue," Peter growled. "I thought you'd have more sense that to stop for a drink while being tailed by the likes of me."

He'd delivered that line before, Peter had. It had made other pirates--well, if not quake in their boots, at least swallow rather harder than normal. Sivertongue, to Peter's unending surprise, just put his drink down and smiled, long and slow.

It was a very nice smile, really ( ... )

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Re: HERE HAVE SOME MORE, SINCE YOU NEED IT AND NOT AT ALL BECAUSE I WANT TO SHOW IT TO EVERYONE: gyzym April 13 2010, 20:08:51 UTC
The pirate cocked his head. He flicked his blade, once, twice, waiting to see if Peter would flinch. When he didn't, Silvertongue gave him an approving nod, then leaned in a little over the blades, lowering his voice to a conspiratorial whisper.

"I still don't think you'll kill me," he said.

"And why is that?"

"I think you like me." And before Peter could begin to respond to that ridiculous accusation, Silvertongue moved. He was lightening fast, a twist to the right, a hit to the left, pressing Peter to the wall with the blade across his throat ( ... )

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Re: HERE HAVE SOME MORE, SINCE YOU NEED IT AND NOT AT ALL BECAUSE I WANT TO SHOW IT TO EVERYONE: lovefanfiction April 13 2010, 20:23:18 UTC
Oh, an AU with perfectly IC Neal and Peter! This would be worth reading just for that but it's. got. pirates. And it's written so well! I love your nicknames, that jab Neal threw at Peter-!

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Re: HERE HAVE SOME MORE, SINCE YOU NEED IT AND NOT AT ALL BECAUSE I WANT TO SHOW IT TO EVERYONE: gyzym April 13 2010, 20:35:15 UTC
Hehehehehe. I AM SO GLAD YOU GUYS DON'T ALL THINK I AM CRAZY, THIS IS SO MUCH FUN TO WRITE

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Re: HERE HAVE SOME MORE, SINCE YOU NEED IT AND NOT AT ALL BECAUSE I WANT TO SHOW IT TO EVERYONE: asimaiyat April 13 2010, 20:24:35 UTC
AAAAAAAAAAAAH.

HERE, TAKE MY HEART: <3

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