Haiku Fever

[gypsytantrum]

All that I really want to do is write a bunch of haikus right now.  This is bad.  Especially because it's a very slow process for me and I have important things like homework that I should be doing.  Here's one that I wrote for my friend, Matt.  I couldn't resist exploiting the pun that his name is.

you're lying, dirty,
walk'd all over- wait, what's that?
You talk 'bout which mat(t)?

I'm a dork?  It's true.
But I'll write haiku for you.
Is it redeeming?