LJ keeps eating my code. Dammit.

So go here:
http://s100.photobucket.com/albums/m4/magdylan/new09/?action=view¤t=507d9c82.pbw

***Disclaimer For Idiots (none of my friends are idiots but some of their friends or hackers might be)
Please do not bathe your cat using these methods. They are intended to be humourous for anyone who has ever tried to bathe a cat and found them uncooperative.***
( How to Bath the Cat )