Tecumseh! Recap Vol. 2 - The Ladies of Pablo
As is often the case - I did not bond especially closely with most of the women on the mountain. Actually, of the 15 or so women in the cast and crew - there were under 5 that I didn't find to be completely reprehensible human beings. There was a lot of the usual actress self-absorption, made worse by being around a bunch of horny guys who were stuck on a mountain with only 15 women to about 40 men. This created the idea of "mountain hot." By the end of the summer many of us were excited to see those girls return to real world and be reminded of how truly mediocre they were. These women fucked men they knew to be in relationships and generally walked around being cumdumpsters while calling themselves "sassy." I now hate that word. But amongst the group of skanks there were two especially exceptional women with whom I was lucky enough to spend a lot of time. These were two spirits truly kindred with my own. They shared my sense of no nonsense empowerment, love of raunchy girl talk, desire for deep fried things, and obsession with Scrubs and the Brak show. And to top it off they were easily the sexiest, smartest, and most fun ladies in the company. In a hilarious moment that isn't funny when retold - we dubbed our little group "Pablo." Pablo can be used to refer to all of us, any of us, or just as a general war cry of awesomeness!
Meet Kristy - a voluptuous vixen from east Tennessee. Gorgeous in sepia, black and white, color, or wearing a potato sack - this goddess of the wig shed has a heart of gold and a mind and spirit no man has yet to successfully tame. She does, however, have awful taste in music...I guess something has to even the playing field for the rest of us.
Now Kristin - five feet two inches of pure energy and sex appeal. Boys are right to be intimidated by the bootilicious babe as she is used to a 1200 lb beast between her legs. Besides being an awesome equestrian (leave the poop shoveling to her hack of a co-worker, she was there to fuck the horses up when they misbehaved), she's just a fun kick ass chick who, despite looking like a hot 12 yr old, posesses a self confidence very rare in 20 yr olds.
And this is me...just to complete the set of pics. I think I'm kind of cool and cute too.
What could be a better example of a teenage boy's wet dream?
Actually - this is probably the combo of most guys' dreams.
Kristy - looking gorgeous for the Ladies of Tecumseh calendar
Kristin - doing the dew at the 4th of July picnic
Aren't we cute?
One very lucky Production Stage Manager.
When the boys couldn't handle it, Kristin painted her ass, put on chaps and showed them how the rides were supposed to go.
Kristy stopped wars with her boobs - at least ancient wars of fiction in Lysistrata.
Here we are on our last day. Kristin left that night before it could really set in, but the next morning all it took was hearing Kristy's voice while I was in the bathroom to make bawl like a baby. I can't describe how heartbroken I'll be if I don't keep in contact with these two incredible ladies.
Words are failing me tonight and I'm not doing justice to how incredible these chicks are or how much I love them - but I think they know the latter and the former is beyond obvious.
Meet Kristy - a voluptuous vixen from east Tennessee. Gorgeous in sepia, black and white, color, or wearing a potato sack - this goddess of the wig shed has a heart of gold and a mind and spirit no man has yet to successfully tame. She does, however, have awful taste in music...I guess something has to even the playing field for the rest of us.
Now Kristin - five feet two inches of pure energy and sex appeal. Boys are right to be intimidated by the bootilicious babe as she is used to a 1200 lb beast between her legs. Besides being an awesome equestrian (leave the poop shoveling to her hack of a co-worker, she was there to fuck the horses up when they misbehaved), she's just a fun kick ass chick who, despite looking like a hot 12 yr old, posesses a self confidence very rare in 20 yr olds.
And this is me...just to complete the set of pics. I think I'm kind of cool and cute too.
What could be a better example of a teenage boy's wet dream?
Actually - this is probably the combo of most guys' dreams.
Kristy - looking gorgeous for the Ladies of Tecumseh calendar
Kristin - doing the dew at the 4th of July picnic
Aren't we cute?
One very lucky Production Stage Manager.
When the boys couldn't handle it, Kristin painted her ass, put on chaps and showed them how the rides were supposed to go.
Kristy stopped wars with her boobs - at least ancient wars of fiction in Lysistrata.
Here we are on our last day. Kristin left that night before it could really set in, but the next morning all it took was hearing Kristy's voice while I was in the bathroom to make bawl like a baby. I can't describe how heartbroken I'll be if I don't keep in contact with these two incredible ladies.
Words are failing me tonight and I'm not doing justice to how incredible these chicks are or how much I love them - but I think they know the latter and the former is beyond obvious.