puter wars.
If my life were an RPG, then my computer would be that boss at the end that you just can't kill, and after hours and hours of trying and failing, you get all pissed off, throw your controller across the room and quit the game for a month or so.
L: .......hello, computer.
FLIK: Hello, worthless mortal. When are you going to fix my broken fan and wiggly screen?
L: Later, later. I'm going to attempt to download an mpeg of Nao-sama now. Savvy?
FLIK: Why, of course. (aside) MUAHAHAHA!
L: (starts download)
FLIK: (carelessly lifts a finger)
[ ILLEGAL OPERATION. A window you were using will be closed. ]
L: Dammit. Okay, one more time. (re-opens IE)
FLIK: (same finger)
[ IE FREEZES. ] -50HP
L: ... (hits ctrl-alt-del) No crap you're not responding. (end task)
FLIK: Muahaha! I was hoping you'd do that! Take THIS! (gestures~)
[ EXPLORER IS NOT RESPONDING ] CRITICAL! -100HP
L: Oh yeah!? (end task!)
FLIK: Foolish human!!! (~) DEATH LV.5
[ BLUE SCREEN: Your system has become unstable. Press ctrl-alt-del to restart. ] KO!
L: HAH! (ctrl-alt-del) HEAL!
[ Computer restarts. ]
L: See, that wasn't so... What the-!?
[ Windows has encountered trouble accessing the system registry. Your computer will now restart and repair the problem. OK? ]
L: Systeregiwha? Where's the 'No' button? (hits OK)
(Repeat entire reboot-error process x2)
FLIK: MUAHAHA! GIVE IN!!
L: Never!! D: .......hey, wait a minute. (moves system registry error pop-up to far left corner) :D I can still use everything! I'm SAVED!
(VICTORY BGM)
FLIK: Drat, foiled again. ....FOR NOW.
In other words, I am the lamest ICAM major with the crappest computer on the planet.
L: .......hello, computer.
FLIK: Hello, worthless mortal. When are you going to fix my broken fan and wiggly screen?
L: Later, later. I'm going to attempt to download an mpeg of Nao-sama now. Savvy?
FLIK: Why, of course. (aside) MUAHAHAHA!
L: (starts download)
FLIK: (carelessly lifts a finger)
[ ILLEGAL OPERATION. A window you were using will be closed. ]
L: Dammit. Okay, one more time. (re-opens IE)
FLIK: (same finger)
[ IE FREEZES. ] -50HP
L: ... (hits ctrl-alt-del) No crap you're not responding. (end task)
FLIK: Muahaha! I was hoping you'd do that! Take THIS! (gestures~)
[ EXPLORER IS NOT RESPONDING ] CRITICAL! -100HP
L: Oh yeah!? (end task!)
FLIK: Foolish human!!! (~) DEATH LV.5
[ BLUE SCREEN: Your system has become unstable. Press ctrl-alt-del to restart. ] KO!
L: HAH! (ctrl-alt-del) HEAL!
[ Computer restarts. ]
L: See, that wasn't so... What the-!?
[ Windows has encountered trouble accessing the system registry. Your computer will now restart and repair the problem. OK? ]
L: Systeregiwha? Where's the 'No' button? (hits OK)
(Repeat entire reboot-error process x2)
FLIK: MUAHAHA! GIVE IN!!
L: Never!! D: .......hey, wait a minute. (moves system registry error pop-up to far left corner) :D I can still use everything! I'm SAVED!
(VICTORY BGM)
FLIK: Drat, foiled again. ....FOR NOW.
In other words, I am the lamest ICAM major with the crappest computer on the planet.