I know I haven't posted in ages so this is going to be a weird post probably. But I just found this website. Old School Whovians may recall that Tom Baker recorded an insane amount of words and phrases for British Telecom a few years back and became their voice. Some evil genius has taken this tool and gone wild with it.
I recommend the movie quotes page. Specifically Jay and Silent Bob. But only if you're not offended easily!
http://tombakersays.com/ God bless the internet.