I am such a sucker
Here I am, at home, trying to actually get some work done, and every few minutes one of the kittens jumps up to plop themselves on my chest right between me and my laptop. I get a head under my chin and a loud purr and I am incapable of pushing them off to continue my work. I am at the mercy of my cat until he or she decides they've had enough and wanders off, at which point I am free to continue working. At least until next time.