"Finally, I have detachable penis" --
shadesong "Years ago I gave you best cock on the block and I haven't given you anything since" --
slipjig "Sometimes a girl just wants to sit back and be corrupted" --
shadesong "No, I did not lose it because I was thinking about penises" --
slipjig "Now I'm thinking about how to speak Italian in LOLcat" -- Elayna
"I'll be gentle, I promise" -- Elayna
"I'm a first wave Polly Pocket" --
gwynraven "Hey, Adam?" -- everyone
"I just got hit with a mushroom stem" --
slipjig, immediately followed by a hail of mushroom stems
"What is in my hair?" --
slipjig "Giblets are phallic. Thinking of you." --
shadesong texting to
lbitw "Mmm . . . dead flesh" --
yendi"Mmm . . . zombie Thanksgiving" --
shadesong And no, the guests haven't even arrived yet. There will more later :) I love my family!