Couldn't breathe
I woke up to not being able to breathe. Do you know how scary that is? That's the last time I go to bed at friends house who has cats and don't take an allegra the night before. It was horrible. I couldn't breathe and my eyes were so itchy and I felt the onset of hives. I luckily had everything I needed this time. I sucked the goodness from my inhaler and breathed deep to suck in good deep air. I then drank down all my pills (allegra, wellbutrin, multi-vitamin, and 3 Ibuprofens), which was a lot harder than I thought it would be. I guess I am not the most graceful when it comes to taking pills. Actually I should just leave it to me not being graceful at all. Uh...I need to do some yoga. I think I will do that today.
I can't tell if I still smell of weed or cigarettes. I smoked sooooooooooo much last night. First Kate and I took a nice walk near this construction area, then we each smoked soo many cigarettes. I think she had seven and I had six. I just want to be rid of this damnable pack. I am pretty sure I can resist the temptation to get another pack. Cigarettes taste icky! But then we came back and her parents were asleep. We then drank so brandy which was okay. I don't know if I am a big fan. Then I asked her if she wanted to go for another walk and smoke half a bowl of this really good, potent weed between us. She said that we could smoke in her room if we were really careful. It is really weird because her parents sleep with the door open. Who does that? I could never do it. I love privacy too much. But anyway, so we smoked in her room right next to the window. She took some big hits, I took some big hits, but she wasn't able to take anymore so I finished the rest. It was sooo hard, my lungs were so shot. And then to have cat dander and hair everywhere. Oh man! At least there wasn't guinea pigs, Carefresh bedding, pollen, or hay around. I am so much more allergic to those. Especially hay. I die!!! I get literal hay fever. I am allergic to so many things, but at least I have a good immune system (knock on wood). Thank you parents for sending me to Preschool and all that jazz. Best to be exposed while you are young. It is really weird how that only works with sickness. You see, we used to have a guinea pig and I was fine around her. That was when I lived in Washington, so maybe when I was about 7 or younger. I don't know I am really bad at guessing at past dates (hence why I probably would want to celebrate anniversaries less than men, why do think I will remember. The only way I knew what my ex's and my anniversary was because we started going out on my last birthday. I dumped him in August before coming to school. I am still so mad at that boy. There are somethings you just don't say to women, and some you just don't say to people at all. Fuck you, Anthony!!!!!).
Well, hello Stanley!! Have you come to sit on my lap?...no?...do you want to play?...where is your toy?...sigh...fine, I didn't want to play with you anyway! Silly, spoiled dog.
Don't you love how easily my mind wanders. Hmm...I think I need a shower...I'll take one after this. I feel so much dirtier living here in Roseville than I ever did in Humboldt. I don't know if it is that the air is a lot dirtier here or that in Humboldt everyone was already dirty so compared to everyone else, I was clean. Lol. Where did that dog go? He better not be going potty anywhere! STANLEY!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU!?!? COME HERE!?!? OH! He had better not have my underwear! He always manages to bring my underwear out to the middle of the most walked through areas of my house. Even freshly cleaned underwear! BRB!!! He had a sock. Why do you take my clothes you silly dog? Now what are you barking at? Stupid dog.
Anyway. Back to my story of the night. After we smoked I was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo high. Kate and I were just so happy. Everything felt so surreal! I could feel everything, and everything was amazing! It was fantastic!! You know what would have made it sooo good...swimming! Or a hot tub. It would have been incredible.
Ahh! Now Molly is barking too! No no! brb...yeah...................so I just found the 6th Great Lake, only this one was made entirely of pee. I walked out into the sunroom and went to talk to Molly and see what she was barking at. Then I turned around only to see that I walked through a mine field of pee. I think I missed it the firs time I walked through though. I then tossed Stanley outside and went to clean up his mess. I was not too happy. I would have been a little more sympathetic if there wasn't a bunch of newspaper laying only five feet away. I think what happened though is that his full bladder snuck up on him because it looked like he barely made it to the sunroom to pee. He had a little bit of trickle on our brand new wood floors. At least he didn't pee on our new carpets. I bet he pooped somewhere in the house though. Well, I have to go get clean now. Especially after cleaning up such a gross, smelly puddle!
Tchus!
I can't tell if I still smell of weed or cigarettes. I smoked sooooooooooo much last night. First Kate and I took a nice walk near this construction area, then we each smoked soo many cigarettes. I think she had seven and I had six. I just want to be rid of this damnable pack. I am pretty sure I can resist the temptation to get another pack. Cigarettes taste icky! But then we came back and her parents were asleep. We then drank so brandy which was okay. I don't know if I am a big fan. Then I asked her if she wanted to go for another walk and smoke half a bowl of this really good, potent weed between us. She said that we could smoke in her room if we were really careful. It is really weird because her parents sleep with the door open. Who does that? I could never do it. I love privacy too much. But anyway, so we smoked in her room right next to the window. She took some big hits, I took some big hits, but she wasn't able to take anymore so I finished the rest. It was sooo hard, my lungs were so shot. And then to have cat dander and hair everywhere. Oh man! At least there wasn't guinea pigs, Carefresh bedding, pollen, or hay around. I am so much more allergic to those. Especially hay. I die!!! I get literal hay fever. I am allergic to so many things, but at least I have a good immune system (knock on wood). Thank you parents for sending me to Preschool and all that jazz. Best to be exposed while you are young. It is really weird how that only works with sickness. You see, we used to have a guinea pig and I was fine around her. That was when I lived in Washington, so maybe when I was about 7 or younger. I don't know I am really bad at guessing at past dates (hence why I probably would want to celebrate anniversaries less than men, why do think I will remember. The only way I knew what my ex's and my anniversary was because we started going out on my last birthday. I dumped him in August before coming to school. I am still so mad at that boy. There are somethings you just don't say to women, and some you just don't say to people at all. Fuck you, Anthony!!!!!).
Well, hello Stanley!! Have you come to sit on my lap?...no?...do you want to play?...where is your toy?...sigh...fine, I didn't want to play with you anyway! Silly, spoiled dog.
Don't you love how easily my mind wanders. Hmm...I think I need a shower...I'll take one after this. I feel so much dirtier living here in Roseville than I ever did in Humboldt. I don't know if it is that the air is a lot dirtier here or that in Humboldt everyone was already dirty so compared to everyone else, I was clean. Lol. Where did that dog go? He better not be going potty anywhere! STANLEY!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU!?!? COME HERE!?!? OH! He had better not have my underwear! He always manages to bring my underwear out to the middle of the most walked through areas of my house. Even freshly cleaned underwear! BRB!!! He had a sock. Why do you take my clothes you silly dog? Now what are you barking at? Stupid dog.
Anyway. Back to my story of the night. After we smoked I was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo high. Kate and I were just so happy. Everything felt so surreal! I could feel everything, and everything was amazing! It was fantastic!! You know what would have made it sooo good...swimming! Or a hot tub. It would have been incredible.
Ahh! Now Molly is barking too! No no! brb...yeah...................so I just found the 6th Great Lake, only this one was made entirely of pee. I walked out into the sunroom and went to talk to Molly and see what she was barking at. Then I turned around only to see that I walked through a mine field of pee. I think I missed it the firs time I walked through though. I then tossed Stanley outside and went to clean up his mess. I was not too happy. I would have been a little more sympathetic if there wasn't a bunch of newspaper laying only five feet away. I think what happened though is that his full bladder snuck up on him because it looked like he barely made it to the sunroom to pee. He had a little bit of trickle on our brand new wood floors. At least he didn't pee on our new carpets. I bet he pooped somewhere in the house though. Well, I have to go get clean now. Especially after cleaning up such a gross, smelly puddle!
Tchus!