Okay, so I was directed to this episode by
this post at
campersfuckoff.
And so I had to watch.
Okay, so this is episode 192. Tsunade assigns Ino the job of "filling in" for a princess who remarkably resembled Ino . . . before she gained some weight. The princess wants thin Ino to stand in for her at her marriage meeting with a man whom she's really into. Naruto accompanies her, god knows why. Hello, why not Shikamaru?
Ino and Naruto.
Ino gets all bent out of shape at the fact that this supposedly fantastic man is, well, Elvis. Bloated Elvis.
Ino runs off in horror. Naruto decides that he has to finish the mission himself, as a henged Ino:
Unfortunately, Naruto's experience in acting like women has been limited to performing for Jiraiya, and as such, is not all that appropriate:
The real Ino comes up out of the floor like ninja and whisks the offending Naruto away.
Ino throws Naruto into the lake. Ino suddenly has the impetus to complete the mission, if only to clear her good "name." Naruto finally gets out of the lake, wet and cold and dripping, and still henged to look like Ino. He notices that there is no toilet around. So he decides to go in the bushes. WHY HE DOESN'T GO BACK TO HIS BOY FORM IS A QUESTION FOR THE AGES. He lifts up his skirts/robes and pisses like a girl.
"Ahhh, relief."
The real princess (I think her name is Fuku) that Ino has been imitating spots Naruto and is enraged at her "double" pissing out in public (as well she should be!):
She starts chasing Naruto, and he's unable to stop pissing as she starts chasing him. (He says something about not being able to stop that quickly, but I can only surmise that he drank a lot of that lake water, as he continues pissing for quite awhile):
His piss sparkles.
Okay, so you notice that Naruto, still pissing, is up on the roof. Remember that when you look at this image:
Ino finds out where that rainbow came from. And for once, it's not Sasuke.
But it's all okay in the end. Fuku and Ino beat Naruto up, and Chikara reveals to Fuku that he likes big women. Happy ending all around. Despite the fact that Ino totally got golden showered.