When I was in high school in creative writing class, my teacher showed us this list that he said we should be able to complete for every character we wrote ( Read more... )

I am voting for Hillary Clinton tomorrow (I think I am obligated to write 'ask me why?' here)

I think I am slowly going crazy.

I just might call my thesis "Half Assing the Revolution: Reforms of the ties that bind"

There are people who have read the Lun Yu without having anything happen to them. There are others who are happy after having understood a sentence or two. There are still others who, having read the book, love it. And there are those who, having read it, unconsciously dance with their hands and feet." (Zhu Xi)

IraqI beheld the earth, and, lo, ( Read more... )

"I don’t know much about this T-Pain fellow so I’ve decided to create a creation myth for him in keeping with the rinky-dink artificial grandeur of his music. T-Pain was once a garden-variety rapper with a career steadily going nowhere. Then one day he happened upon mentor Akon’s voice emanating from a burning bush. This ghostly, vaguely robotic ( Read more... )

"When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it' and eat yourself some motherfucking candy." ~David Sedaris

Senior year starts ... now!

So it goes.

Life is just so much easier to face when you are (finally) wearing a bra that actually fits you.

Same goes for jeans.

In 15 days, I am supposed to have a topic for my senior Independent Study.

At the moment, I have abandoned what I thought I was going to do it on because it doesn't really relate to my major, what I spent last semester studying is not applicable to this type of thesis, and at the moment, I'm so in my head about trying to have a topic that's ( Read more... )

You can say all you want about J.K. Rowling, but that bitch can write a climax like no one else.

Predictions for Harry Potter ( Read more... )

I worry sometimes that when Jesus hears some of my thoughts, he starts drinking himself to sleep.

-anne lamott