Notre Dame is filled with Cheeze Nips
Well, things seem to be looking up. Not only am I getting over my crazy illness but I also found 10 dollars. Yeah I know, I'm rich now right? I suppose, but only if it's tuesday. School gets crazier every day, and I think that they're really slipping things into our food so that we eventually become mindless zombies and of course will become the new slaves of the century. Good thing I don't eat lunch, or else I'd end up like everybody else. Not hungry, yet, mindless. I think I'll keep my brain thank you very much.
So have you heard? TV people are making a movie about the Washington sniper guy. Woo. Crazy. I wonder if they're going to aim for 9-11 or Columbine next, if they haven't already. I wonder how those whacky guys come up with this stuff...
Manager of NBC: "Okay folks, it's finally happened. No one seems to care about the sniper anymore and our news cast is running out of ideas, what do we do? This is a finacial bust we're dealing with here!"
News Editor: "People just need to be reminded, severely might I add, of how bad it is. You know, reflecting the truth of the past on the present. Just like we did after World War II, I'm sure all of you remember the idea for the sitcom, 'All My Hitler'."
--murmers of agreement--
Manager: "Wait, that's it! WE'LL MAKE A MOVIE! Yes, a movie! Thats the ticket, what a way to re-open America's wounds! We'll have Lifetime women crying their eyes out and emptying their pockets for us! I can see it now, we'll bring in the close up of the rifle, with the dramatic music rolling in the background, and even a crying black guy! Hell, lets bring in the talking dog! Oh this will be one hell of a series gentlemen..."
...TV is stupid.
Quote: "Every night has it's day. Even forever must come to an end...
I think...." - Magus Statue, Crono Trigger
So have you heard? TV people are making a movie about the Washington sniper guy. Woo. Crazy. I wonder if they're going to aim for 9-11 or Columbine next, if they haven't already. I wonder how those whacky guys come up with this stuff...
Manager of NBC: "Okay folks, it's finally happened. No one seems to care about the sniper anymore and our news cast is running out of ideas, what do we do? This is a finacial bust we're dealing with here!"
News Editor: "People just need to be reminded, severely might I add, of how bad it is. You know, reflecting the truth of the past on the present. Just like we did after World War II, I'm sure all of you remember the idea for the sitcom, 'All My Hitler'."
--murmers of agreement--
Manager: "Wait, that's it! WE'LL MAKE A MOVIE! Yes, a movie! Thats the ticket, what a way to re-open America's wounds! We'll have Lifetime women crying their eyes out and emptying their pockets for us! I can see it now, we'll bring in the close up of the rifle, with the dramatic music rolling in the background, and even a crying black guy! Hell, lets bring in the talking dog! Oh this will be one hell of a series gentlemen..."
...TV is stupid.
Quote: "Every night has it's day. Even forever must come to an end...
I think...." - Magus Statue, Crono Trigger