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once upon a time in florida, there was a little german called el gato, also known as felix. that little german dude is sitting in front of his computer eveeeery day since he turned 12 and he likes it that way. but now little felix is 18 years old and became big and hairy, like all germans do. so daddy and mommy told little big felix to go to college and study, so that he could become a doctor or somehting else to earn money with and make himself a living. so little felix went to college and met all kinds fo people. like big fat cruz, who gets stoned every day and flashes people with his penis, like he jsut did about 25 seconds ago. or big tim who gets fucked up every week about now and then and sometimes hits some people. so now little felix lives in the same house with those guys who call themselves pi kappa phi brothers. they hold together no matter what, and help each other out. sure thing. well, a couple of nights ago justin, a brother was a little drunk and playing music a little loud in the beer pong room, and foreman(our president) girlfriend came in and proclaimed her right of silence to sleep. justin was quick to answer that u gotta know how to party once u live in the pi kapp house. big foreman didnt like that at all, and choked justin a little bit, sayin he shouldnt show disrespect to his gf. after justin got a little blue in the face, everybody was happy and left the room. so that is where little felix lives. now felix has to go to class 5 days a week to make "good" grades, so he can join the brotherhood. since felix is an ambitious little german he took hard classes his first semester like calculus and chemistry. now the brothers tell him his grades have to go up, because he obviously sucks at all shi classes. they assure him someone in the frat can help him with everything. jsut when he actually goes out and tries to find help, none of the guys know wtf hes talking about, probably because hes so dumb and doesnt know what hes saying. but when little felix went to official helping seminars of the school all of a sudden he was understood. even told that if he studied jsut a little bit, it shouldnt be necessary to go seek hlp at all, rather help them teach. so that is what little felix plans to do. he studies a little, and ohhh. he gets a good grade in math, chemistry, psychology and english. now felix thinks, wow thatw as really easy. i studied a litle bit and the tests were really really easy. now there is just a little problem. after doing well on the tests with very few effort felix finds out that he really doesnt ahve any interest in performing well in class. the subjects dont apply to his interests, which he didnt quite figure out yet. so what to do? he would have to get throught his phase, mommy suggests to big felix. just do the shitwork and be done with it. so felix asks: why? i dont like it, and i dont see how it will bring me anywhere. its the same boring stuff that i had in highschool, just that in highschool i didnt have to work at all and now i ahve to work a little. but why should i invest my time in something i dont believe in?
the answer now, seems obvious. if not go to college, what then? little felix would have to find a job, or an education place in a concern. maybe even move to germany for it. now that is a great work motivation for little felix. everytime he has to work he thinks about what would come in the future if he didnt do his work. so there he sits worried about something that will happen if he doesnt do his work. but a worried mood is not what makes him work. he becomes rebellious. little felix doesnt want to be put in a passive position. he wants to control his life. so in the end no work will be done and the future possibilities denied. little felix now goes to chemistry lab. it is kinda fun, and the teacher is dumber than little felix. little feliy tried to explain the metric system to him. and afetr felix told him about the metric system, the teacher told him that he was wrong and that he measured everything wrong. as a matter fo fact little felix lived for 16 years in germany and knows the metric system a lot better than his lab teacher. so he keeps it his way, and of course gets the right readings, which made the lab teacher not very happy at all. now he dislikes little felix, and little felix dislikes him. i wonder if little felix made the class less enjoyable to the teacher...
now little felix shall leave for lab. he has a lot of work to do afterwards for his calc tst tomorrow. but he isnt motivated at all. i wonder how this story will end again...
the answer now, seems obvious. if not go to college, what then? little felix would have to find a job, or an education place in a concern. maybe even move to germany for it. now that is a great work motivation for little felix. everytime he has to work he thinks about what would come in the future if he didnt do his work. so there he sits worried about something that will happen if he doesnt do his work. but a worried mood is not what makes him work. he becomes rebellious. little felix doesnt want to be put in a passive position. he wants to control his life. so in the end no work will be done and the future possibilities denied. little felix now goes to chemistry lab. it is kinda fun, and the teacher is dumber than little felix. little feliy tried to explain the metric system to him. and afetr felix told him about the metric system, the teacher told him that he was wrong and that he measured everything wrong. as a matter fo fact little felix lived for 16 years in germany and knows the metric system a lot better than his lab teacher. so he keeps it his way, and of course gets the right readings, which made the lab teacher not very happy at all. now he dislikes little felix, and little felix dislikes him. i wonder if little felix made the class less enjoyable to the teacher...
now little felix shall leave for lab. he has a lot of work to do afterwards for his calc tst tomorrow. but he isnt motivated at all. i wonder how this story will end again...