»THREE«
text to Elena, Rude
If we don't get the hell out of here I'm going to kill someone, and I really don't feel like giving Rufus a reason to bitch at me. Grab what you need and let's go.
text to Reeve
I'm leaving on the next flight.
Does this count as a text-message breakup? It should.
PS. I stole one of your secretaries. I left you a fork-launcher to make up for it. Have fun finding it.
PPS. If you happen to remember where some of those SOLDIERs who "aren't" working for you are, do let me know. You know I'm not asking because I personally give a damn.
text to Rufus
On my way back-- and I'm bringing you home a souvenir! I bet you're dancing with glee. You are, aren't you? I missed you too, dear.
PS. We need a scientist. A competent scientist.
private
I can't take it any more. Reeve can have the designs I gave him, and if he needs help getting the bugs out of the pilots, well, he'll just have to be nice to me, now won't he? Ugh, that man.
Anyway, I figure it's safe to go, since I finally have the test results back on the soil samples. Shiva, if I never see another WRO scientist it'll be too soon. Fucking chickenshit hacks.
On a random note, Rose, my old secretary, has been working for the WRO? What the hell is up with that? Well, I found her, the old bat. Still more competent than 90% of the people I've ever met, and still more terrifying than a horny Nibel Dragon. Not that Rose is horny. Oh gods, time to go bleach my brain. Whatever-- I'm taking her back to Gongaga with me. Rufus will probably have a hissy fit about me bringing people home to the bat cave, but he'll be thanking me before the day is out.
((ooc: Is there anyone/anything/whatever that I forgot? I just figured it was about damn time Scar got back to Gongaga. If anybody has a reason for me to put this off, please, let me know.
Also, is Hojo coming back with us? Did Rude ever find him??? *does not know* AND-- Scarlet's old ShinRa secretary, Rose, IS coming back with us. She's an NPC. Once they get home, anyone at Gongaga can mess with her. I'll introduce you to her better (if you don't know her already from FS-- yes, that Rose) later, but I tried to give you a general idea X3 She's quite fun, I promise.))