life is good (the cereal)

Jul 22, 2004 10:30

i am so stupid. i love playing golf. but lately i have been in a slump. so i get pissed off and it ruins my day. but i cant not get pissed off. i cant just tell myself its only golf, for some reason it is so important to me. but at least i have something to fall back on to when i get home. that being music. i had a good writing nite last nite. i wrote a song for the sideproject, pleasant acquaintance. i was going to use it for the excuse, but it didn't fit our shit so i didnt. so don't think i'm not trying to do anything for the excuse tom and gibby. i am. i swear. i just think i need to take some time off of concentrating so hard on a certain style and just write what i can, and it just so happens that it is stuff fitting for a pleasant acquaintance. its still good though. now its story time:

have you heard about these convicts in jail that broke out a couple days ago in nashville somewhere? this is how and what they did. they noticed that the guard had not locked the door out from the inside. so, they (a couple of guys) exited and propped the door open with a bible since it would lock from the outside. they borrowed their friends street clothes who were also in jail but they got to wear street clothes because there was a shortage of jumpsuits. and they got some money. after they escaped and propped the door open, they proceeded to the nearest gas station and bought an 18 pack of beer. then they went back to the jail and drank it. then they decided they wanted some more, so they ESCAPED FROM JAIL AGAIN, propped the door open with the bible again, and got another 18 pack. THEN WENT BACK TO THE JAIL AND DRANK THEIR BEER. so they escaped twice to buy some beer and both times went back to the jail to drink it. apparantly they thought they wouldnt get in trouble if they escaped and came back. but they did unfortunately. they got in as much trouble as if they had escaped for good. which is bullshit i think. they just wanted some fucking beer, they proved they weren't going to go anywhere. they're obviously honest guys who aren't trying to run away. they should not be in trouble.
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