when it rains it pours
yesterday tom, joey, and i rolled to bg where we met with our real estate man and signed the lease to our new apartment. good stuff. then we headed on over to the bowling green municipal utilities and got our electricity and sewage shit turned on for 55 dollars. and then we cruised over to the water place and got that shit turned on for $65! we were not prepared for such expenses so we had to call in tom's mom from the mall so we could get this done today and not come back next week. oh yeah, we ate at fazolis in between the lease signing and the utilities. then we checked out the pad, which we thought would just be externally. but for some unknown reason, it was unlocked. so we went in and met shitty shithole central. but it will be fine after they clean it up. beer was soaked into the carpet. there was a hole in the wall at the bottom of the stairs with a tire mark in the middle. i wish i could've attended that party. anywho, i played 18 holes with my dad when i arrived home. and i sucked ass at it, so i was pissed. however, my entire day was worth living when i got home. my fam watched starsky and hutch, which was very funny. and good. and then i took a shit. but let me explain something. here is the list of food i've consumed in the past 2 days without shitting any of it out until last nite. 2 days ago i had a half pound burger and a big bowl of corn for lunch followed by a piece of chocalate pie. for dinner i had a huge juicy steak and a twice baked potato at liz's house followed by some peach cobbler and ice cream. yesterday i had lasagna at fazolis for lunch. for dinner i had italian sausage and green beans and potatos followed by a huge piece of chocolate pie. and from the time i consumed the burger i had not taken a shit of any of it until last nite. but i tell you what, when it rains it pours. i shit like 3 or 4 times in an hour last nite, and it was fantastic. oh, and when i wasn't shitting, i was on constant fart central. ahh, so relieving. what a nite.