Somewhere Between the Stacks and the Three Orders of Fries I Realized That One Day I'm Going to Lose
Everything.
I was writing this last night when I got home. I remember being tired. Next thing I know I'm waking up and its 5am. Light still on. and Media Player. So, of course, I watch Veronica Mars and then finish this.
Last night in GD
I was in a group with Erik, Kyle, Sierra, Kristin, and Michael.
I like Kyle cuz he always has intelligent opinions.
Kristin is observant and takes this pretty seriously so she is good.
Sierra always seems to have good ideas and designs (and fab hair).
Erik I just like because out of everyone in the class I talk and joke with him most.
Michael has the most similar sense of humour to mine.
And goes about things similarly to how I do.
I think Joan might have still been mad at me.
Till I said something intelligent sorta to my group and she happened to be standing by.
A series of good questions actually.
Kristin only rolled her eyes at me like three times.
A new record low.
Somewhere in there Julie informed me that she and I would be combining our icons for Part III.
I described a curvilinear aspect of a font as the doodoodadoop of the letter.
This gave everyone pause and incredulous looks.
"Ok! The curvilinear relation to the curves on the handle!"
"Whaaaat?" from Erik
"You mean the doo doo doop of it?" from Kyle or similar.
LOL. Ok, sometimes I just shouldn't talk, but I corrected myself right away.
It's true, the font looked like the 50s Chevrolet font.
Then we discussed what I thought was a size inconsistency on one of Michael's ideas.
"You know, it's not actual size." smarmypantsed Kyle.
"I'm aware. Why don't you flip your bangs over so that your giant receding hairline doesn't distract me so much."
Hoooo, bitch.
Someone.
Hold.
MAH CLIP-ONS.
*takes finger nails off finger by finger*
*physically turns into Jeremy*
I joked with him afterwards.
After deciding Michael's tin snips icon looked like a cardinal head that is.
Bussed to Park and Ride to Sexy.
Mom picked up and went to Goodwill.
Got jeans I bought on Sunday but forgot.
Bought an asian statue now named Lord Templeton.
Had banter up the wazoo with the Moms.
Did Veronica Mars.
Did SS painting stuffs.
Rocked the fuck out to Panic! at the Disco.
Read Sexy.
Fell asleep.
Woke up with lights still on, in the position I was in hours before.
Sexy layed out before me.
Bussed to school.
Listened to North by Something Corporate 1.5 times.
Realized JMC discussion wasn't taking place, but went just to double check.
Had more time to read, but spent a good deal of it drawing the Acid Rainers.
Finished Sexy.
Watched as Reg's spoon went anti-matter on us.
Heard Peter's take on Catcher, and Reg's decision to not take it at all.
Used the back of Peter's hoodie as a drink holder in Lit class.
Was informed by Reg that the bathroom stall wished it's lawn was emo so that it would cut itself.
Started Cruel Intentions, which I enjoyed more the second time around.
Though my eyes wanted a shower.
Adam was so late due to bridges and busses.
Which can be spelt as either busses or buses. Boooo.
Met Casey at the Table.
Exchanged pictures and videos.
Has sex with Brant's hands.
Went to Library with Peter for public housing history search.
Drew cartoon of stick figure falling and breaking neck.
Why are those computers so freaking high up?
Peter pointed out that since coming to the library
he got secksed two times.
Which he did.
*flat hand flitted up to mouth in a gasp*
Took some of the best videos ever.
Peter decided to be sexy and slowly unzip his hoodie.
*zoom click*
Plans to go to Free Christian Lunch changed to... Gasthaus.
Met Casey, Adam, Ben, and Mary downstairs.
Karen was down there with Scott so I asked her why she never told me her boobs were so huge.
She ran away clasping her chest.
Ah, the girls.
Oh, and females too...
Peter insisted on paying for my ham and cheese so I wasn't about to let chivalry be dead.
Casey and I ventured upstairs to get bottled soda.
Discussion topics:
Most girls I know have large or robust breasts.
The name of everyone's mom.
Prompting Mary to mispeak when her fiance called, calling him mom.
Sorry Brock. Our bad.
Ate my fries. Ben's remaining fries. Karen's remaining fries.
Allie's mom once fired Casey's mom.
WORK drama!
Departed and talked to Peter and Adam at bus stop before Nate called.
Talked to him at 30 stop and all the way to the Art Museum.
Renewed membership and walked around searching.
Saint Francis of Assisis in His Tomb by Fransisco de Zurbaran, I shall mine new depths in your soul with my literary masterpiece concerning you.
Ran into Julie and Dana searching around for same reasons.
Talked to Dana about how modern art fits into the grand scheme.
Went to Crisis of Post-Minimalism exhibit for GD.
Sat around writing again.
Call from Ben asking if I wanted a ride home from the museum.
Later, he did the slick quick pull up to the curb. How California of him.
Phone conversation:
"Well, I'm stationary in traffic right now."
"Can you turn into the museum's driveway?"
"Yeah. There's a left turn lane."
"Wait, is that you I see now?"
"I don't know."
"Can you see me?"
"Yeah."
"What am I doing?" *pulls shirt down and shimmies at the traffic on Lake Drive*
"Oh God! You're a five dollar hooker you know that?"
"Yep." *hangs up*
Stuck hand out sun roof and took video on the free way.
Blasted Every Time We Touch When it came on the radio.
Ben goes to Pegasus, which I guessed could happen.
He was like of course.
Took every five second pictures to do a sequence.
Looked at apartment list on laptop.
Calls Jeremy.
Point out to Ben why did we leave that side of town.... goes back to school to meet Dan.
Make a call. Walk to House. Take picture of monkey in a tree. Enter yard unauthorized, get looked at through window.
Make more calls. Get showing appointments. Watch TV with Dan and his roomate.
Get call back from Nate, go to pick him up and to Lin's Buffet.
Which Ben had trouble finding despite my emphatic hand motions and the big chinese symbols on the sign.
Oops, there's mold in my cream puff... they switch them out.
Most of food disappearing, this place much less.... good... the second time around.
Leave wondering why we ate there.
I wasted 8 dollars more too cuz I paid for Nate. lol.
Drop Nate off at his house where Nick is awaiting him.
Pump It by BEP playing on the freeway.
Roll down windows and roof window and turn that shit up.
The Reason by Hoobastank comes on. Singalong time.
Dropped off at home.
Text: "What the fuck were we thinking when we ate that shit?"
Reply: "We're young and strong and male and american. Therefore we think we are invincible. Sadly we were mistaken."
Then he calls me to inform me that Jane from Serenity/Firefly is on Bones.
That Baldwin guy is pure secks.
Hang up.
Type typ type and--------------*
Some days go by
I wish I were famous
Or maybe religious
so I could go to heaven just like you
I can have a big house
Complain about taxes
Could pay off my exes
Ain't that living
No one makes fun of me cuz I can't stand up for myself
and wo ho ho oh, i'm 21 and invincible
I was writing this last night when I got home. I remember being tired. Next thing I know I'm waking up and its 5am. Light still on. and Media Player. So, of course, I watch Veronica Mars and then finish this.
Last night in GD
I was in a group with Erik, Kyle, Sierra, Kristin, and Michael.
I like Kyle cuz he always has intelligent opinions.
Kristin is observant and takes this pretty seriously so she is good.
Sierra always seems to have good ideas and designs (and fab hair).
Erik I just like because out of everyone in the class I talk and joke with him most.
Michael has the most similar sense of humour to mine.
And goes about things similarly to how I do.
I think Joan might have still been mad at me.
Till I said something intelligent sorta to my group and she happened to be standing by.
A series of good questions actually.
Kristin only rolled her eyes at me like three times.
A new record low.
Somewhere in there Julie informed me that she and I would be combining our icons for Part III.
I described a curvilinear aspect of a font as the doodoodadoop of the letter.
This gave everyone pause and incredulous looks.
"Ok! The curvilinear relation to the curves on the handle!"
"Whaaaat?" from Erik
"You mean the doo doo doop of it?" from Kyle or similar.
LOL. Ok, sometimes I just shouldn't talk, but I corrected myself right away.
It's true, the font looked like the 50s Chevrolet font.
Then we discussed what I thought was a size inconsistency on one of Michael's ideas.
"You know, it's not actual size." smarmypantsed Kyle.
"I'm aware. Why don't you flip your bangs over so that your giant receding hairline doesn't distract me so much."
Hoooo, bitch.
Someone.
Hold.
MAH CLIP-ONS.
*takes finger nails off finger by finger*
*physically turns into Jeremy*
I joked with him afterwards.
After deciding Michael's tin snips icon looked like a cardinal head that is.
Bussed to Park and Ride to Sexy.
Mom picked up and went to Goodwill.
Got jeans I bought on Sunday but forgot.
Bought an asian statue now named Lord Templeton.
Had banter up the wazoo with the Moms.
Did Veronica Mars.
Did SS painting stuffs.
Rocked the fuck out to Panic! at the Disco.
Read Sexy.
Fell asleep.
Woke up with lights still on, in the position I was in hours before.
Sexy layed out before me.
Bussed to school.
Listened to North by Something Corporate 1.5 times.
Realized JMC discussion wasn't taking place, but went just to double check.
Had more time to read, but spent a good deal of it drawing the Acid Rainers.
Finished Sexy.
Watched as Reg's spoon went anti-matter on us.
Heard Peter's take on Catcher, and Reg's decision to not take it at all.
Used the back of Peter's hoodie as a drink holder in Lit class.
Was informed by Reg that the bathroom stall wished it's lawn was emo so that it would cut itself.
Started Cruel Intentions, which I enjoyed more the second time around.
Though my eyes wanted a shower.
Adam was so late due to bridges and busses.
Which can be spelt as either busses or buses. Boooo.
Met Casey at the Table.
Exchanged pictures and videos.
Has sex with Brant's hands.
Went to Library with Peter for public housing history search.
Drew cartoon of stick figure falling and breaking neck.
Why are those computers so freaking high up?
Peter pointed out that since coming to the library
he got secksed two times.
Which he did.
*flat hand flitted up to mouth in a gasp*
Took some of the best videos ever.
Peter decided to be sexy and slowly unzip his hoodie.
*zoom click*
Plans to go to Free Christian Lunch changed to... Gasthaus.
Met Casey, Adam, Ben, and Mary downstairs.
Karen was down there with Scott so I asked her why she never told me her boobs were so huge.
She ran away clasping her chest.
Ah, the girls.
Oh, and females too...
Peter insisted on paying for my ham and cheese so I wasn't about to let chivalry be dead.
Casey and I ventured upstairs to get bottled soda.
Discussion topics:
Most girls I know have large or robust breasts.
The name of everyone's mom.
Prompting Mary to mispeak when her fiance called, calling him mom.
Sorry Brock. Our bad.
Ate my fries. Ben's remaining fries. Karen's remaining fries.
Allie's mom once fired Casey's mom.
WORK drama!
Departed and talked to Peter and Adam at bus stop before Nate called.
Talked to him at 30 stop and all the way to the Art Museum.
Renewed membership and walked around searching.
Saint Francis of Assisis in His Tomb by Fransisco de Zurbaran, I shall mine new depths in your soul with my literary masterpiece concerning you.
Ran into Julie and Dana searching around for same reasons.
Talked to Dana about how modern art fits into the grand scheme.
Went to Crisis of Post-Minimalism exhibit for GD.
Sat around writing again.
Call from Ben asking if I wanted a ride home from the museum.
Later, he did the slick quick pull up to the curb. How California of him.
Phone conversation:
"Well, I'm stationary in traffic right now."
"Can you turn into the museum's driveway?"
"Yeah. There's a left turn lane."
"Wait, is that you I see now?"
"I don't know."
"Can you see me?"
"Yeah."
"What am I doing?" *pulls shirt down and shimmies at the traffic on Lake Drive*
"Oh God! You're a five dollar hooker you know that?"
"Yep." *hangs up*
Stuck hand out sun roof and took video on the free way.
Blasted Every Time We Touch When it came on the radio.
Ben goes to Pegasus, which I guessed could happen.
He was like of course.
Took every five second pictures to do a sequence.
Looked at apartment list on laptop.
Calls Jeremy.
Point out to Ben why did we leave that side of town.... goes back to school to meet Dan.
Make a call. Walk to House. Take picture of monkey in a tree. Enter yard unauthorized, get looked at through window.
Make more calls. Get showing appointments. Watch TV with Dan and his roomate.
Get call back from Nate, go to pick him up and to Lin's Buffet.
Which Ben had trouble finding despite my emphatic hand motions and the big chinese symbols on the sign.
Oops, there's mold in my cream puff... they switch them out.
Most of food disappearing, this place much less.... good... the second time around.
Leave wondering why we ate there.
I wasted 8 dollars more too cuz I paid for Nate. lol.
Drop Nate off at his house where Nick is awaiting him.
Pump It by BEP playing on the freeway.
Roll down windows and roof window and turn that shit up.
The Reason by Hoobastank comes on. Singalong time.
Dropped off at home.
Text: "What the fuck were we thinking when we ate that shit?"
Reply: "We're young and strong and male and american. Therefore we think we are invincible. Sadly we were mistaken."
Then he calls me to inform me that Jane from Serenity/Firefly is on Bones.
That Baldwin guy is pure secks.
Hang up.
Type typ type and--------------*
Some days go by
I wish I were famous
Or maybe religious
so I could go to heaven just like you
I can have a big house
Complain about taxes
Could pay off my exes
Ain't that living
No one makes fun of me cuz I can't stand up for myself
and wo ho ho oh, i'm 21 and invincible