Boyfriend conversations
Me: Hey! Did you know you can exchange a fries for a salad at Maccas now?
Ent: That's cool.... for you. I wouldn't exchange my fries though
Me: :( Why don't you like salad?
Ent: Well, maybe if they put in only salad things I like, then maybe I would consider changing it. I usually only eat lettuce and carrot.
Me: ..... What about tomato?
Ent: No.
Me: You don't like tomato?! But that's a salad staple!
Ent: No.
Me: Cucumber?
Ent: No
Me: What about radish? It's like a sour asian carrot
Ent: No
Me: O___o Why do you date me? I'm like the radish of the vegetable world
Ent: And I'm the carrot. We work together great.
xD Just wanted to post because of my radish comment. It made him laugh a fair deal xD