Apr 15, 2005 02:19
Keep in mind when reading that Penny's sister is a naive 12 year old..heh.
BethStardust: if you're his babe, obviously things are getting serious.
eminems01babe: no way i am waitin cause this guy in Cali the State
likes me and he is 15 and he sent me his pics and i sent him mine
BethStardust: wow, can i see?? is he hott???
eminems01babe: oh ya hottest guy i ever seen and i didnt save it i
forgot but when he goes online ill tell him to send me them again
BethStardust: he's an older man, eh ?
BethStardust: why does he like 'em so young?
eminems01babe: he said i waz so hott he would walk to PA to SEE ME!!!
BethStardust: how do you know he isn't mackin' it to other cyber
hotties, though ?
eminems01babe: dont he asked me nvm any way he is blonde and he is 6ft
BethStardust: did he ask you for cyber sex?
eminems01babe: maybe
BethStardust: ooooh..did you give it to him raw?
eminems01babe: i dont have the right computer so i couldnt plus im not
that slutty
BethStardust: what do you mean ? there are computers that enhance the
cyber sexual experience?
eminems01babe: i donno i dont even no what the heck he wanted me to go
to on the internet so i told him i dont have it
BethStardust: Oh, did he want you to strip on webcam?
BethStardust: What if he's a dirty old man ! You better watch out !
BethStardust: Do you want some 40 year old man playing ball before
there's grass on the field ?! Jeepers!
eminems01babe: well i talk to his friend and ex best friend and they
told me the same thing that he told me so
BethStardust: ...what, about him ?
eminems01babe: well he lives on a mansion on the beach and they
described him and it matched the picture
BethStardust: Does he live in Malibu?
BethStardust: What if he's a dirty mexican boy chatting from a cyber cafe....
eminems01babe: he is not cause i no by his friends personality and language
BethStardust: what, do they say " Like, surf's up, dudette" and stuff like that?
eminems01babe: no like he uses sh and u r so hott and other things
BethStardust: what, and a mexican boy would be like " Mucho Caliente,
Seniorita " ?! Obviously he's just trying to fool you.
eminems01babe: well he wanted to put him on a web cam so i could c him
BethStardust: what if he was like..a naked 60 year old man
BethStardust: with old balls ! olllld saggy balls!!!
eminems01babe: close the window!!!
BethStardust: what window ? lol
BethStardust: what are you talking about ?!
eminems01babe: the little X in the top of the screen
BethStardust: why would you want me to close it?
eminems01babe: not u close it if he came up and looked like that
BethStardust: hahahahaha
BethStardust: nuh uh..you'd watch it
BethStardust: you'd be like "Oh man..I wish this were on cable."
and later, i talk shit on some 12 year old that i don't know
eminems01babe: lol Janny is my friend but i would do that to Carlene
BethStardust: yeah, carlene sounds like a bitch.
BethStardust: even her name... what a fuckface.
eminems01babe: i no thats michelles best friend
BethStardust: what the hell is wrong with michelle?
eminems01babe: ?
BethStardust: why would michelle be friends with a girl like that?
eminems01babe: ?
BethStardust: ok..if carlene is a bitch, why would michelle want to be
her friend?
eminems01babe: donno
BethStardust: is carlene hot?
eminems01babe: im not gay but yes
BethStardust: oh, i see..so michelle's just trying to get into her pants.
eminems01babe: ewwwwwwwwwww
eminems01babe: michelle and Carlene do look gay when they walk the
halls next to each other and like they r so close its gross!!
BethStardust: hahaha!!!
BethStardust: they probably go to the restroom together, too.
eminems01babe: they do go in together and dont come out 4 a while
BethStardust: do they have gym class together?
eminems01babe: no
BethStardust: oh, so they can't see each other blossoming into
womanhood in the locker room..i see.
BethStardust: do they have 'sleepovers' ?
eminems01babe: yes!lol
eminems01babe: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahayhahahahhahahahah
eminems01babe: a