Dude, that's ninja!
So, there I am tonight making dinner and mom-in-law is doing the assist with the plates and what have you when she stops, looks at me and says "I didn't get anything out for you!"
I instantly reply; "That's cause I'm ninja."
She says, "I don't know why. I was talking to you and everything."
"That's because I'm the Ninja of Awesome."
I'm sure other people talk to get noticed. I, on the other hand, talk so much that the silence worries people. Just like my son and every other small child I'm now seeing. Hmm, I don't like where this is headed...
I instantly reply; "That's cause I'm ninja."
She says, "I don't know why. I was talking to you and everything."
"That's because I'm the Ninja of Awesome."
I'm sure other people talk to get noticed. I, on the other hand, talk so much that the silence worries people. Just like my son and every other small child I'm now seeing. Hmm, I don't like where this is headed...