i spend a lot of time listening to the radio on the average day. and there is a sad portion of that time that's spent listening to nickelback. apparently, the radio stations are quite the fans... guess they have appeal to a wide variety of people. but you want to know why i think that is ( Read more... )

me: driving down the highway, heading home from a successful day of shopping and visiting the boy. music cranked, windows down, the black rabbit was flying high ( Read more... )

so we're driving down some side country road. i let the guy i was working with drive, so i was relaxing, enjoying the scenery, and i thought i saw this oddly reddish cow coming up with this funky-looking tail. we go closer, and no, wait, this cow........ in the middle of a driveway, no less...... is smeared with blood and there is an UMBILICAL CORD ( Read more... )

every time i'm working in the rain, i seem to catch myself singing wonderwall in the middle of a lawn. every single time. i don't know why.

also: have you ever watched a horse eat? their lips are some kinda freaky.

three points of interest tonight ( Read more... )

pretty damn tired tonight, and quite possibly high on a mixture of buckley's and neocitran. so i shall make this short and sweet, and point-form.... one of my favorite lazies ( Read more... )

GODDAMN THIS IS FUCKING CREEPY

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this does NOT make me want to buy one of these cars. ignoring the fact that they're butt ugly, the first time i see one rolling down the road towards me, i am going to run away, screaming, in the opposite direction. and possibly peeing myself a little.

something about plastic wineglasses (which are sometimes the best idea on earth) says, "i may be getting trashed by the fire tonight, but i'll be damned if i don't look classy while doing it." i'm not sure if drinking boxed wine out of them helps or hurts the classiness.

sometimes my hair feels really nice and silky, and it can even sometimes look ( Read more... )

ok, i just have to say it ( Read more... )

back when shannon was a wee little shannon, she had a classroom with a little white rabbit named snowball. he was adorable, and a valued part of the classroom. although i will admit..... we all had to take turns cleaning his cage and putting him away at the end of the day. the cleaning wasn't an issue, but you better believe he knew when he was ( Read more... )