Third Guitar Drive By - Action/Phone
[Today is a wonderful day Mayfield. Do you know why?
Because Haruko has her Vespa back, folks. The Wasp Woman is back in action, and my god is she ever pleased.
Look out folks. She's on the road.]
[Action 1]
[You might be driving to work, or off to buy something, or whatever else when some crazy pink-haired woman cuts you off on her glaring yellow Vespa.
Not only that? But she's going to stand up as she drives, hands off the handlebars, hooting and hollering happily the whole time. Enjoy trying to get past or get her attention to get her to move, because there's a good chance she's about to lose control and crash into you or something else.]
[Action 2]
[If you're a male and age twelve or up, you might hear a loud whirring sound. It looks like there's a woman driving towards you, fast, on a Vespa, a cheap bass guitar that she bought in the town in her hand. The funny thing is, you may not be some place where people should even be driving: maybe your out in the park, or on the sidewalk, or anywhere else. Doesn't matter, she's still driving towards you, bass held high.
Clearly, she's just making a mistake and will be swerving out of the way soon.]
Batter uuuuuuuuuup!
[Or maybe not.]
[Action 3]
[As you're going about your day, you might notice a woman sitting on a bright yellow Vespa. Nothing extraordinary about that, is there?
Did I mention that the Vespa is floating in mid-air? And that the woman is clearly displeased with it?]
C'mon, you piece of crap. What, you forget how to leave orbit?
[Phone]
I need action figures. Action figures or models.
Preferably Gundam models.
Stat
Because Haruko has her Vespa back, folks. The Wasp Woman is back in action, and my god is she ever pleased.
Look out folks. She's on the road.]
[Action 1]
[You might be driving to work, or off to buy something, or whatever else when some crazy pink-haired woman cuts you off on her glaring yellow Vespa.
Not only that? But she's going to stand up as she drives, hands off the handlebars, hooting and hollering happily the whole time. Enjoy trying to get past or get her attention to get her to move, because there's a good chance she's about to lose control and crash into you or something else.]
[Action 2]
[If you're a male and age twelve or up, you might hear a loud whirring sound. It looks like there's a woman driving towards you, fast, on a Vespa, a cheap bass guitar that she bought in the town in her hand. The funny thing is, you may not be some place where people should even be driving: maybe your out in the park, or on the sidewalk, or anywhere else. Doesn't matter, she's still driving towards you, bass held high.
Clearly, she's just making a mistake and will be swerving out of the way soon.]
Batter uuuuuuuuuup!
[Or maybe not.]
[Action 3]
[As you're going about your day, you might notice a woman sitting on a bright yellow Vespa. Nothing extraordinary about that, is there?
Did I mention that the Vespa is floating in mid-air? And that the woman is clearly displeased with it?]
C'mon, you piece of crap. What, you forget how to leave orbit?
[Phone]
I need action figures. Action figures or models.
Preferably Gundam models.
Stat