Second Guitar Drive-By - Action
Outside the Blob
[With a giant, amorphous glob of Jell-o possibly of alien origin attacking the town, there's clearly only one thing to do.
Attack aggressively.
Which is why if you're on the streets today, you'll find that Haruko has managed to take her house's car and is speeding down the streets, trying to find an appropriate angle from which to launch her attack on the Blob. Okay. She's actually trying to find something to ramp off of because you have to admit that'd be pretty cool, but that's really a pretty minor detail.
Either way, there's a woman speeding dangerous down the road who might have just nearly hit you or your car. Have fun.]
Inside the Blob
[If you're one of the unfortunate people to have been consumed by the Blob, you'll hear the sounds of someone eating their way through it before stopping near you, just enough to create an air pocket. And you'll soon find yourself face to face with a pink-haired woman in her early 20s, smacking her lips disdainfully.]
Jeez, why cherry. Really think grape would've been better, you know? Or watermelon.
Is watermelon a jelly flavor? It oughta be.
[Guess what? She isn't going away unless you try to force her to.]
[With a giant, amorphous glob of Jell-o possibly of alien origin attacking the town, there's clearly only one thing to do.
Attack aggressively.
Which is why if you're on the streets today, you'll find that Haruko has managed to take her house's car and is speeding down the streets, trying to find an appropriate angle from which to launch her attack on the Blob. Okay. She's actually trying to find something to ramp off of because you have to admit that'd be pretty cool, but that's really a pretty minor detail.
Either way, there's a woman speeding dangerous down the road who might have just nearly hit you or your car. Have fun.]
Inside the Blob
[If you're one of the unfortunate people to have been consumed by the Blob, you'll hear the sounds of someone eating their way through it before stopping near you, just enough to create an air pocket. And you'll soon find yourself face to face with a pink-haired woman in her early 20s, smacking her lips disdainfully.]
Jeez, why cherry. Really think grape would've been better, you know? Or watermelon.
Is watermelon a jelly flavor? It oughta be.
[Guess what? She isn't going away unless you try to force her to.]