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"Do you have a bathtub with goat water"
"Did you know if you put a hamburger in the toaster.... it will say 'HAP-PY BIRTHDAY!!!"
"Here hold my cookie, I don't wanna look unprofessional"
"What?! You're 16? Well that's the legal age of consent in Nevada"
"But we're in california"
"That's why I never leave my house without my 50 states age of consent laminate card"
Ok so I normally hate hate HATE RENO 911!!! but the crazy bum is pretty damn funny...
"Did you know if you put a hamburger in the toaster.... it will say 'HAP-PY BIRTHDAY!!!"
"Here hold my cookie, I don't wanna look unprofessional"
"What?! You're 16? Well that's the legal age of consent in Nevada"
"But we're in california"
"That's why I never leave my house without my 50 states age of consent laminate card"
Ok so I normally hate hate HATE RENO 911!!! but the crazy bum is pretty damn funny...