"It's amazing," says Thomas, " what you can do with a penis."

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/article/229297/82/Size-Matters-at-the-Worlds-Biggest-Penis-Museum

I've always been able to remember things like birthdays, anniversaries, etc.  Today is 6/24, Xander's birthday.  I dedicate this song to her.

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Of course, this is just satirical humor.  I wish no harm on anyone, but I had to laugh my butt off at this song when I heard it.