OUR NATION STINKS!

[guitar_hiccups]

I'm about to take a long, freaking hot, soapy shower. Yes I am. You know why? Because Jes, Jen, and I have started a freaking revolution. We're not going to shower at all Monday through Friday. We're making a statement about our nation. People are going to have to deal with us stinking the whole week, just like the world will have to deal with our nation stinking for a whole four years. hahaha. I'm a little bit kidding. We just wanted an excuse to not shower at all next week.

Clever, no?

Are you in?
Tell your friends, tell your aquaintences, tell your dog! NO SHOWERS!