Aug 31, 2006 10:03
Dear J. Crew,
Ever since I first became acquainted with you five years ago, I have been enthralled. Being young and foolish at that time, I assumed you were a tad plain for my unsophisticated fashion tastes, and attempted to ignore you. However, as the months went by, I came to realise you are something to revere. You never cease to amaze me each month with your new collections, nearly all of them surpassing my dreams. I pore over your every page with a devotion yet unmatched.
J. Crew, I have watched you grow in these past five years: from plain sophistication, to the famous critters, to a widening sale section, to the dress and wedding shop, to a children's clothing line, and, finally, to the highest quality special J. Crew Collection -- designer worthy. Though you may not be "designer," your quality, taste, and exclusiveness of design set you apart from the masses. You have no need for a designer label -- you are your own trademark. No one is quite like you.
From you, I could not hope for anything better. Although there have been times when you have let me down, you always make it up some way or another. After all, nobody is perfect. And really, you are always there for me: whether it be online, in a catalog, or in stores, you are there to help. I could not imagine my life without you; I would be a lost lamb.
Therefore, I have but one question: Will you marry me?
Your Truly,
Molly Raney