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Tumblr Versus Everywhere Else TUMBLR EVERYWHERE ELSE I am mildly excited. I am already expecting disappointment. ALL MY FEELS I am mildly excited. OMG POOR BABIES *SOBBING GIFS* This show/game/book saddens me. AJdiljkJDLLJEJQIUWDLLJIUIJO
AAAAAAAAH *FLAILING GIFS* I am somewhat excited. *gifspam for several posts* I am excited! YOU PERFECT BEING I find this person mildly attractive. *OVARIES EXPLODE* I am appreciative of this person's looks. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *fainting gifs*
*lecherous gifs* AHIHWWIQKJDJKA YES I think I'm beginning to get a little aroused. DIE IN A FIRE I am mildly displeased with you. GO **** YOURSELF AND DIE I am perhaps more than mildly displeased with you. GO **** YOURSELF AND YOUR CAT
AND DIE IN A FIRE I am somewhat displeased with you. HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE. Look, you've really gotten on my nerves. I am a really chill person, but sometimes I get annoyed when
people insult the things I like. Not too much, though! <3 HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE. As a support blog for people with [personality disorder], we are firmly against invalidation in all shapes and forms. This is HappyLand. Remain super-duper-hyper-optimistic at all times or we'll invalidate you like a bounced check. ALL MY FEELS BEST PAIRING EVER I LOVE THIS SO MUUUUUUCH OH WRITERS PLZ MAKE IT CANON It's kind of cute. Now, let me write a long and extensive meta on how this villain is actually really complex and sympathetic and mistreated by his "good" relatives and we should all aspire to be like him, and his past is a really good illustration of how people with privilege can rewrite history to make themselves look good and [...] I want to screw him. Judge me. I am a radical pansexual genderqueer Aspie, privileged but willing to learn. My current fandoms are Sherlock, Supernatural, the Avengers, and Doctor Who. My triggers include (but are not limited to) toenails, Super Mario Bros, and the color chartreuse. I like to write lots of meta about my favorite characters, namely Snape, Sherlock, Loki, and... [insert more brooding, antisocial ~intellectuals~ here] I am a middle-class white college-educated nerd who once found Milla Jovovich hot. AND I AM REALLY ****ING BORED.
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