( [ private ; unhackable ] )

I need the services of a veterinarian or a doctor who's willing to examine a dog.

( [ooc WALL OF TEXT] )

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful ( Read more... )

( [ private ; unhackable ] )

I wouldn't test Hayate's mouse tolerance, I have a suspicion he'll go after them.

Bizarre curse.

[Police Force filter;]

Lady, Esther Blanchett, welcome to the force.

[end police filter]

Suggestions on how to keep your dog from licking you incessantly? It doesn't really seem like the type of thing I should train him out of, since it's just for the day.

Tea's not even good for you, you weirdo- Sgt. Major Fuery better not have been giving you tea while I'm on duty.

[ooc; Who knew Earl Grey Tea ice cream existed? But that's what ( Read more... )

...You know, I think I really prefer cats. Nothing against dogs, really, but still.

[police filter;]

Who's affected of our number?

[/police filter;]

...An inverted City, is it?

[ooc; She's mirrored, but very minorly (as you see) so she's still fully rational, and she'll be back at midnight.]

--fcrgqsredykurbzsfh

[voice post activated;]

Hayate! Off the keyboard.

[puppywhine]

Now.

[footsteps, and the voice post terminates.]

[ooc; So Hawkeye's totally affected. Not that it's much of a change. And that first line of text is a Vigenère cipher; keyword is 'dogs', and reads "Colonel, make contact."]

Well, Hayate's enjoying himself, at any rate.

( [filtered to Jr.;] )

...Get a grip on yourself.

( [filtered to the Colonel ; viewable to Edward] )