OOC: No Ballerinas Need Apply
Oh gods, if I didn't force myself to talk in bullet points, we'd be here all night. Have an info dump anyhow! Now with images because people had to go and raise the bar on me!
DIMITRI BELIKOV | guardian_god
Clearly.
• From the Vampire Academy book series
• Is guardianborn and whos_got_spirit's Dimitri and is mid Shadow's Kiss, see the joint info post
• Has been trained to be a kick ass fighter and has seven molinija tattoos on the back of his neck to mark the Strigoi kills he's made in his 24 (soon to be 25) years
• Is 6'7" tall, which is worth mentioning because that's freaking massive
• Has a rather light Russian accent, but only Rose gets to call him Comrade
• Wears a great long leather coat when the weather allows for it
• If he's on duty, he's dressed in an all black suit, otherwise he's a t-shirt and jeans or training pants guy
• Wears his chin-length dark brown hair in a short ponytail most of the time, but it's always falling in his face
• Due to his being a dhampir (half vampire, half human) he's hated by all animals, especially the flamingos
• Runs Atlas Gym and is still avoiding dealing with Jessi the NPC
• Is sort of in love with his student *sigh* and now gets to deal with those repercussions and somehow managing not to be in love with her come August
• Never ever ever ever ever ever wears a fugly-ass necklace, no matter what the icon shows
• Is also a bit bulkier than his totally smoking PB, Trent Ford
BARNEY STINSON | suit_of_awesome
Suits are full of joy. They're the sartorial equivalent of a baby's smile.
• From CBS's How I Met Your Mother
• Is 6'1" tall and always wearing a suit unless otherwise stated
• Will try to get in your pants if you're female and even remotely attractive
• If you lie about your age, he's okay with that
• Goes after cougars when given the opportunity
• Will hit on, lie to, and attempt to ditch in the morning if things go well, any woman he finds marginally hot
• Adores his cigars, alcohol, suits, and women
• Is concerned about Biff what with the sausage fest living at the House of Ill-Repute these days
• Has become the Awesomest Dean of Students to ever Awesome - also he runs the StuCo if you have need
• Does not sing and dance like his most amazering actor, NPH
• I know, I can't believe I used a picture of him NOT in a suit, either
CLARK KENT | redandblueblur
You go through life with a gift you have to keep a secret. When you see everyone around you being normal, you get jealous. You just want to be somebody else.
• From the CW's undying Smallville
• Is 6'3" tall
• Has gotten better about staring at things in Fandom
• Can't wait to meet his little sib this weekend
• Really does smile like a doof a lot
• Works down at Caritas on Sunday nights with Tino
• Genuinely wants to do the right thing, but also wants to be normal
• Has a rockin' ripped bod but tends to be a dork with the ladies, sigh
• Has a lot of powers (right now: super strength, invulnerability, an awesome healing factor, super speed, super dexterity, x-ray vision, and heat vision)
• Wants to be friends with everyone but won't hesitate to judge you. Yes, you.
• Trufax, actor Tom Welling used to model with Ashton Kutcher. This gives me extra joy while watching Cheaper By The Dozen
GRIFFIN O'CONNER | youcantfollow
Think of it as charity to a poor orphan boy.
• From the novel Jumper: Griffin's Story and headed for the feature film, oh yes
• Is woefully 5'7" tall. Or short. Whatevs.
• Is an ORPHAN, do you hear that, Batman? He watched his parents get murdered because people were after him and his ability
• Can teleport to any place he's been before or can see
• Has some serious issues with everyone he's close to dying horribly
• Possibly because I let some canon happen in December and killed off his adoptive parental figures, la
• Considers himself a sort of artist and loves drawing almost as much as he loves coffee
• Actually has managed to befriend his crazy roommate
• Has trained in karate for years and is pretty kick ass especially when it's combined with his jumping (teleporting)
• Has a much more detailed info post here
• Will never ever be Billy Elliot if I can help it because I watched that whole movie through my fingers just waiting for him to get his ass kicked (spoiler alert - he didn't! And it was an awesome film, but no)
• The character was actually designed in the book with the knowledge he'd be played by Jamie Bell in the movie
JOHN SHEPPARD | missed_the_gate
Okay, this is either the most elaborate practical joke of all time, or I'm in serious trouble here.
• From that old SciFi series Stargate: Atlantis
• Is 6'2" tall and I think that might include the hair
• Has completely natural, if insane, hair
• Is back to living life at 2 times the speed of Fandom
• Graduated in May 2009, which makes me stare a lot
• Since graduating, John has graduated Stanford, joined the USAF, gotten married, gotten divorced, screwed his career something good, ended up on Antarctica, discovered he's special, and traveled to the Pegasus Galaxy where he is now in charge of the military portion of the expedition. Thank goodness for regular Daedalus runs or we'd never see him again
• This perhaps explains why John is 29 now
• Will be going through the first half of S3 this summer session
• Is not a fan of being gremlin-bit or the aftermath where he has to explain why he kissed Gavin (who he misses terribly)
• Generally seems to be magically able to make things okay via practiced repression and humor - just ask trickster_twin
• Believes himself to be endlessly entertaining
• Is actually kind of a jerk at this point in time, sigh (JFlan being adorbs makes forgiving him easier)
PARD | nameitlater
You're a slut, slut!
• Call me Pard, I'm told Al is difficult to spell or something
• I'm 5'9" tall but I wear heels a lot, so
• I'm an EST NoVa chick with a day job that ends June 21st!
• You can reach me via e-mail anytime I'm not sleeping or 'working'
• Speaking of, I'm listed as missedthegate on AIM and fh.pard@gmail.com on e-mail
• Somehow is one of your trusty dusty FH Admins
• Listens to a lot of really depressing music plus Neil Diamond and Celine Dion. Blame Tracy, I do
• Tends to make a lot of mixes of randomness as a result
• Like a dork, I spend a lot of time watching excellent ABC Family dramas like Make It or Break It and Greek along with amazering teen films like She Gets What She Wants and How to Deal.
• Is kind of into this whole hockey thing, which you may realize if you friend Pard on twitter
• Should you have something you want accomplished in a thread or plot or whatever and my kids can help, chances are about 100% that I will say yes - 120% if it's funny
• If I'm slow to initiate things, I'm still always willing to participate, so don't worry about bugging me for whatever you need!
• Never will I like fruit flavors in my coffee ever
• Aren't Katie's boyfriends adorable?
DIMITRI BELIKOV | guardian_god
Clearly.
• From the Vampire Academy book series
• Is guardianborn and whos_got_spirit's Dimitri and is mid Shadow's Kiss, see the joint info post
• Has been trained to be a kick ass fighter and has seven molinija tattoos on the back of his neck to mark the Strigoi kills he's made in his 24 (soon to be 25) years
• Is 6'7" tall, which is worth mentioning because that's freaking massive
• Has a rather light Russian accent, but only Rose gets to call him Comrade
• Wears a great long leather coat when the weather allows for it
• If he's on duty, he's dressed in an all black suit, otherwise he's a t-shirt and jeans or training pants guy
• Wears his chin-length dark brown hair in a short ponytail most of the time, but it's always falling in his face
• Due to his being a dhampir (half vampire, half human) he's hated by all animals, especially the flamingos
• Runs Atlas Gym and is still avoiding dealing with Jessi the NPC
• Is sort of in love with his student *sigh* and now gets to deal with those repercussions and somehow managing not to be in love with her come August
• Never ever ever ever ever ever wears a fugly-ass necklace, no matter what the icon shows
• Is also a bit bulkier than his totally smoking PB, Trent Ford
BARNEY STINSON | suit_of_awesome
Suits are full of joy. They're the sartorial equivalent of a baby's smile.
• From CBS's How I Met Your Mother
• Is 6'1" tall and always wearing a suit unless otherwise stated
• Will try to get in your pants if you're female and even remotely attractive
• If you lie about your age, he's okay with that
• Goes after cougars when given the opportunity
• Will hit on, lie to, and attempt to ditch in the morning if things go well, any woman he finds marginally hot
• Adores his cigars, alcohol, suits, and women
• Is concerned about Biff what with the sausage fest living at the House of Ill-Repute these days
• Has become the Awesomest Dean of Students to ever Awesome - also he runs the StuCo if you have need
• Does not sing and dance like his most amazering actor, NPH
• I know, I can't believe I used a picture of him NOT in a suit, either
CLARK KENT | redandblueblur
You go through life with a gift you have to keep a secret. When you see everyone around you being normal, you get jealous. You just want to be somebody else.
• From the CW's undying Smallville
• Is 6'3" tall
• Has gotten better about staring at things in Fandom
• Can't wait to meet his little sib this weekend
• Really does smile like a doof a lot
• Works down at Caritas on Sunday nights with Tino
• Genuinely wants to do the right thing, but also wants to be normal
• Has a rockin' ripped bod but tends to be a dork with the ladies, sigh
• Has a lot of powers (right now: super strength, invulnerability, an awesome healing factor, super speed, super dexterity, x-ray vision, and heat vision)
• Wants to be friends with everyone but won't hesitate to judge you. Yes, you.
• Trufax, actor Tom Welling used to model with Ashton Kutcher. This gives me extra joy while watching Cheaper By The Dozen
GRIFFIN O'CONNER | youcantfollow
Think of it as charity to a poor orphan boy.
• From the novel Jumper: Griffin's Story and headed for the feature film, oh yes
• Is woefully 5'7" tall. Or short. Whatevs.
• Is an ORPHAN, do you hear that, Batman? He watched his parents get murdered because people were after him and his ability
• Can teleport to any place he's been before or can see
• Has some serious issues with everyone he's close to dying horribly
• Possibly because I let some canon happen in December and killed off his adoptive parental figures, la
• Considers himself a sort of artist and loves drawing almost as much as he loves coffee
• Actually has managed to befriend his crazy roommate
• Has trained in karate for years and is pretty kick ass especially when it's combined with his jumping (teleporting)
• Has a much more detailed info post here
• Will never ever be Billy Elliot if I can help it because I watched that whole movie through my fingers just waiting for him to get his ass kicked (spoiler alert - he didn't! And it was an awesome film, but no)
• The character was actually designed in the book with the knowledge he'd be played by Jamie Bell in the movie
JOHN SHEPPARD | missed_the_gate
Okay, this is either the most elaborate practical joke of all time, or I'm in serious trouble here.
• From that old SciFi series Stargate: Atlantis
• Is 6'2" tall and I think that might include the hair
• Has completely natural, if insane, hair
• Is back to living life at 2 times the speed of Fandom
• Graduated in May 2009, which makes me stare a lot
• Since graduating, John has graduated Stanford, joined the USAF, gotten married, gotten divorced, screwed his career something good, ended up on Antarctica, discovered he's special, and traveled to the Pegasus Galaxy where he is now in charge of the military portion of the expedition. Thank goodness for regular Daedalus runs or we'd never see him again
• This perhaps explains why John is 29 now
• Will be going through the first half of S3 this summer session
• Is not a fan of being gremlin-bit or the aftermath where he has to explain why he kissed Gavin (who he misses terribly)
• Generally seems to be magically able to make things okay via practiced repression and humor - just ask trickster_twin
• Believes himself to be endlessly entertaining
• Is actually kind of a jerk at this point in time, sigh (JFlan being adorbs makes forgiving him easier)
PARD | nameitlater
You're a slut, slut!
• Call me Pard, I'm told Al is difficult to spell or something
• I'm 5'9" tall but I wear heels a lot, so
• I'm an EST NoVa chick with a day job that ends June 21st!
• You can reach me via e-mail anytime I'm not sleeping or 'working'
• Speaking of, I'm listed as missedthegate on AIM and fh.pard@gmail.com on e-mail
• Somehow is one of your trusty dusty FH Admins
• Listens to a lot of really depressing music plus Neil Diamond and Celine Dion. Blame Tracy, I do
• Tends to make a lot of mixes of randomness as a result
• Like a dork, I spend a lot of time watching excellent ABC Family dramas like Make It or Break It and Greek along with amazering teen films like She Gets What She Wants and How to Deal.
• Is kind of into this whole hockey thing, which you may realize if you friend Pard on twitter
• Should you have something you want accomplished in a thread or plot or whatever and my kids can help, chances are about 100% that I will say yes - 120% if it's funny
• If I'm slow to initiate things, I'm still always willing to participate, so don't worry about bugging me for whatever you need!
• Never will I like fruit flavors in my coffee ever
• Aren't Katie's boyfriends adorable?