narcissistic together
i don't know if you've noticed
but i am one of the most judgmental people in the world
so when anthony took me north of seattle
and we were padded down and frisked in front of the bar
in front of everet's finest african-american stereotypes
i couldn't handle the five dollar cover charge
there was no band. there was no dancing. just trashy women.
and i'm not really into picking up trashy women right now
but when anthony's girlfriend spotted two of her ex-boyfriends
and started talking about how shes mad and gonna beat down
because "he said" and "she said"
i swear i had become jerry springer himself
she was going to tear her shirt off and beat someone with it
and when i saw her ex boyfriend wearing carpenter jeans
i think i threw up a little in my mouth. then i felt so gay.
no strait man should judge another man by his denim. ever.
i think i'll blame it on my long term relationship
because nothing makes a man act gay like a heterosexual long term relationship
or maybe it's my addiction to william sled's youtube channel
i don't know... but it all made me feel like judging on people
i also noticed that i tend to attract friendships
with very emotionally insecure people
and i'm not so sure if i'm the right person for them
because i'm kind of an enabeler
i am the friend that assists you in mindless self indulgence
but what else are friends for, if not exploiting your vices?
but i am one of the most judgmental people in the world
so when anthony took me north of seattle
and we were padded down and frisked in front of the bar
in front of everet's finest african-american stereotypes
i couldn't handle the five dollar cover charge
there was no band. there was no dancing. just trashy women.
and i'm not really into picking up trashy women right now
but when anthony's girlfriend spotted two of her ex-boyfriends
and started talking about how shes mad and gonna beat down
because "he said" and "she said"
i swear i had become jerry springer himself
she was going to tear her shirt off and beat someone with it
and when i saw her ex boyfriend wearing carpenter jeans
i think i threw up a little in my mouth. then i felt so gay.
no strait man should judge another man by his denim. ever.
i think i'll blame it on my long term relationship
because nothing makes a man act gay like a heterosexual long term relationship
or maybe it's my addiction to william sled's youtube channel
i don't know... but it all made me feel like judging on people
i also noticed that i tend to attract friendships
with very emotionally insecure people
and i'm not so sure if i'm the right person for them
because i'm kind of an enabeler
i am the friend that assists you in mindless self indulgence
but what else are friends for, if not exploiting your vices?