doctor my eyes
does anybody know
how to apply for scholarships?
i mean
how do you begin?
where do even look for them?
does anybody know
how to get a job?
i mean
how do you get your foot in?
where do i get a little respect?
maybe i'll look in the library
or maybe i'll ask my psychic
whitney is sleeping
and not doing homework
maybe i should go spank her
and revive her to life
some of you are going to be so jealous that you're going to want to come eat my brains in hopes that you will somehow gain my life experiences and claim them as your own. the rest of you will not care. you won't even know why i wrote about it in my livejournal.
marah came and got me. she rescued me from my little hole in my room and took me away.
we saw harvey danger and the presidents of the united states of america! they played a free concert up at the university of washington campus. they're all alumni. isn't that cool?
"i see there are children in the audience!" chris b said. "this song has cussing in it! and i expect all of you parents to explain to your children after the show that it's okay to cuss in rock and roll."
that made the show all worth while.
fuck you, kitty! you're going to spend the night outside!
how to apply for scholarships?
i mean
how do you begin?
where do even look for them?
does anybody know
how to get a job?
i mean
how do you get your foot in?
where do i get a little respect?
maybe i'll look in the library
or maybe i'll ask my psychic
whitney is sleeping
and not doing homework
maybe i should go spank her
and revive her to life
some of you are going to be so jealous that you're going to want to come eat my brains in hopes that you will somehow gain my life experiences and claim them as your own. the rest of you will not care. you won't even know why i wrote about it in my livejournal.
marah came and got me. she rescued me from my little hole in my room and took me away.
we saw harvey danger and the presidents of the united states of america! they played a free concert up at the university of washington campus. they're all alumni. isn't that cool?
"i see there are children in the audience!" chris b said. "this song has cussing in it! and i expect all of you parents to explain to your children after the show that it's okay to cuss in rock and roll."
that made the show all worth while.
fuck you, kitty! you're going to spend the night outside!