slide side to side
i wake up late and i procrastinate
my life is a spindle
and it offers mild amusement
watch it spin in wild circles
watch it spin, colors and shapes
maybe when you come home we can do it again
it's decided!
i'm not the only one aramark as fucked over!
and until i get my drivers lisence back i can't buy any booze for under age kids and i can't get employed at parker paint because they want to coppy my drivers lisence. so i'm going to deal with it the american way.
i'm calling my fucking lawer!
i'll tell the judge "sure i was a jerk, but what they did was against the law!" and then i'll get millions of dollars. works every time, right?
in the meantime, you can read something clever.
last night, i went to wendy's house. of course, i brought the little portugese girl. she was a hit. everybody loves my little whitney. she entertains with stories and jokes about her canibalism.
the thing is, everybody still thinks shes joking. but she's not! she's threatened to put me under ice several times.
we played disney pincess uno! and i lost.
i watched whitney play some random version of scrabble that you play without a board. the mormon kids do that a lot. it's pretty fun to watch.
but whitney had to finnish her homework so we went home early.
my life is a spindle
and it offers mild amusement
watch it spin in wild circles
watch it spin, colors and shapes
maybe when you come home we can do it again
it's decided!
i'm not the only one aramark as fucked over!
and until i get my drivers lisence back i can't buy any booze for under age kids and i can't get employed at parker paint because they want to coppy my drivers lisence. so i'm going to deal with it the american way.
i'm calling my fucking lawer!
i'll tell the judge "sure i was a jerk, but what they did was against the law!" and then i'll get millions of dollars. works every time, right?
in the meantime, you can read something clever.
last night, i went to wendy's house. of course, i brought the little portugese girl. she was a hit. everybody loves my little whitney. she entertains with stories and jokes about her canibalism.
the thing is, everybody still thinks shes joking. but she's not! she's threatened to put me under ice several times.
we played disney pincess uno! and i lost.
i watched whitney play some random version of scrabble that you play without a board. the mormon kids do that a lot. it's pretty fun to watch.
but whitney had to finnish her homework so we went home early.