Oh, my, god:
http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?p=5353009#post5353009

Hidan as an Italian, in an Armani...would be uber sexy.

In an AU, I've had it settled in my head that Zetsu will have to be 'brownish' to settle the 'will be black or white ( Read more... )

I just realise that if Akatsuki is like, the Republican party (currently populated by self-hating gays and closeted predators of 16 year old page boys, Kakuzu would be like, the 'fiscal conservative', and Hidan is of course, 'religious fanatic conservative', XD!