Report: Majority Of Americans Unprepared For Apocalypse
September 13, 2006 | Issue 42•37
WASHINGTON, DC-Over 87 percent of Americans are unprepared to protect themselves from even the most basic world-ending scenarios, according to a study released Monday by the nonpartisan doomsday think-tank The Malthusian Institute.
Despite "more than ample warning" for the most likely means of worldwide destruction, less than one million American households have taken even the simplest precautions against nuclear shockwaves, asteroid impact, or a host of angels bearing swords of fire, the study concluded.....
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WASHINGTON, DC-Over 87 percent of Americans are unprepared to protect themselves from even the most basic world-ending scenarios, according to a study released Monday by the nonpartisan doomsday think-tank The Malthusian Institute.
Despite "more than ample warning" for the most likely means of worldwide destruction, less than one million American households have taken even the simplest precautions against nuclear shockwaves, asteroid impact, or a host of angels bearing swords of fire, the study concluded.....
Read all about it! at the ONION America's Finest News Source
Dudes, totally, add the theonionfeed to your watchlist, for regular updates to public concern artiles as the above, and such fine advice columns as this:
White-Collar Prison Is A Great Networking Opportunity
By Lawrence Bean
Also, their horoscopes are the best:
Gemini May 21 - June 21
Repeated, escalating strikes of a hammer against your kneecaps will test not only your body's natural reflexes, but also your ability to figure out that the man in the white coat isn't really a doctor.