The 'Twelve Characters' meme
Seen all over my friends' list: Pick twelve characters; number them. Do not click on the cut tag until you have. Then answer them for your twelve characters.
(Killa? Don't kill me for this one. It's actually not my fault.)
1. Methos (HL)
2. Matthew McCormick (HL)
3. Connor MacLeod (HL)
4. Alex Krycek (X-Files)
5. Kaylee (Firefly)
6. Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
7. Sunda Kastagir (HL)
8. Ezra Standish (Magnificent 7)
9. Rebecca Horne (HL)
10. Darius (HL)
11. Ramirez (HL)
12. Hugh FitzCairn (HL)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Jack Sparrow/Ramirez? Holy cow. That could be *fun*.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Alex Krycek? Not just yes. *Hell* yes.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Sheer bloody pandemonium. No question. Both guys, Fitz being immortal and hence sterile, so not actually the father, and Ezra, pregnant... I cannot see Ezra taking it at all well.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Erm. I'd love to, but the only Rebecca story I can still find is one of mine, and she's only in it briefly: The Devil's Own. I need to write a longer one for the lady. She's underutilized in fic.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Matthew McCormick and Jack Sparrow? It'd work as well as Sparrow/Norrington, I think, and for many of the same reasons. Sparrow would love teasing him into bending rules, and I do think Matthew likes rogues; I can just see Matthew as a Customs official making Jack's life hard. In several senses.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Kaylee/Rebecca or Kaylee/Darius? Huh. Got to be Kaylee/Rebecca. I can so see them as a couple, and I think Darius' lifestyle would bore Kaylee. Although she'd love his gardening and the fresh herbs.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Kastagir walk in on Matthew and Fitz? ::laughing:: He might accuse Matthew of getting Fitz drunk, just to annoy Matthew and tease Fitz about 'Men, Hugh? Since when?'
Make up a summary for Three/Ten fic.
Connor/Darius? Oh, Lord. Er. ::considers:: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." Darius, amused: "Oh come, Connor, was it at least interesting?" "See for yourself, then." (I'm so going to burn for this one day…)
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Methos/Ezra fluff. Er, no, but I'd be willing to read it to see how fluffy it is?
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Kastagir/Fitz? "Patches for a Broken Heart"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Deflower Methos? ::staring:: I mean, yeah, if after 5000 years he still hadn't tripped a man, I can see Krycek tempting *anyone* beyond temptation, but, but…. ::shaking head:: Just go read Suze's 5,000 year old virgin-with-men fic, okay?
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I don't think there *is* any Kastagir slash, but if there was, I bet most of my friends list would be right there reading it, yes. ;-> (Anyone seen any? Point me at it if it's good!)
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Connor het? Yeah, plenty of us. We also read Connor gen and Connor slash. ::g:: Some of us even write all three.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Ramirez? Er. I think I'm the only one on my friends' list who writes the old rascal, but I could be wrong. I've had people send me icons; that should count.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Matthew/Krycek/Kaylee? Pardon me while I reboot my brain. Christ. Krycek and McCormick in the Firefly uni? The Alliance is doomed. Kaylee in modern day? Oh, yeah, she'd do a threesome with them in a second, and I can see Krycek finding a mechanic that good. So… um, yeah, just for the fun of seeing if it worked, yeah, I could see a few of 'em trying it.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I'm trying to picture Darius screaming and I just can't, sorry. Rather disgusted comments of, "Lord, they know not what they do and do I have to play teacher again?" Sure.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Ezra? *My*. ::considers:: "Desperado," by the Eagles, seems a little cliche'd, sorry. Um. Oh. Of course. Sting, "(That's Not) The Shape of My Heart."
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Methos/Jack Sparrow/Hugh FitzCairn? ::staring:: Dear Christ. Someone should write that!! Um. Warnings: "Wine, women, and song ahead. And rum. And swords. And pirates. Probably naked women, come to that. What're *you* waiting for?"
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Matthew. Pick up Darius? ::staring:: I knew putting a priest on this might be a mistake…. "Sin boldly"? "Care to have something to confess in the morning?" Er. No *clue*?
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Kaylee? Um, there was a lovely piece recommended on Crack_Van a couple weeks ago.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Jack Sparrow's secret kink? That every so often he sneaks in and leaves a hundred pennies in a tax collector's box… just to drive him mad trying to account for it. And steals it all back and another hundred besides if the bastard's crooked enough to pocket it…
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Ramirez, shag Rebecca? Any damn chance he got, I'd say! Drunk, sober, in between…. That's a 'hell, yes.' From both sides.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Connor & Kastagir? ::laughing:: Who's more sober? Who won the last sparring match? I daresay they don't care.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Methos in a relationship with Rebecca (sure), who then runs off with Krycek (er... ::brain reboots::). Methos has a one-night stand with Ramirez (okay, that I can see), a short unhappy affair with Fitz (pardon me while I have hysterics), then follows wise advice from Kaylee (okay, she'd have good advice, yeah), and finds true love with *Connor*? (Pardon me while I laugh myself silly again.)
Oh, God. The snark in that. Rebecca/Krycek, maybe, but Connor/Methos… they're so sharp they'll cut each other. A *lot*. Er. I'd call it "Crack-titious" and yeah, there are people on my friends list who'd read it, but only to see how bad it got (unmisha, Darthhellokitty, maybe Wenchita), but um, no, that's so bad I wouldn't ask anyone to write it.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Kastagir/Ezra? ::staring at that and contemplating:: My. I'd *love* to see that. And you know, it *could* work. I wouldn't mind at all.
(Killa? Don't kill me for this one. It's actually not my fault.)
1. Methos (HL)
2. Matthew McCormick (HL)
3. Connor MacLeod (HL)
4. Alex Krycek (X-Files)
5. Kaylee (Firefly)
6. Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
7. Sunda Kastagir (HL)
8. Ezra Standish (Magnificent 7)
9. Rebecca Horne (HL)
10. Darius (HL)
11. Ramirez (HL)
12. Hugh FitzCairn (HL)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Jack Sparrow/Ramirez? Holy cow. That could be *fun*.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Alex Krycek? Not just yes. *Hell* yes.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Sheer bloody pandemonium. No question. Both guys, Fitz being immortal and hence sterile, so not actually the father, and Ezra, pregnant... I cannot see Ezra taking it at all well.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Erm. I'd love to, but the only Rebecca story I can still find is one of mine, and she's only in it briefly: The Devil's Own. I need to write a longer one for the lady. She's underutilized in fic.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Matthew McCormick and Jack Sparrow? It'd work as well as Sparrow/Norrington, I think, and for many of the same reasons. Sparrow would love teasing him into bending rules, and I do think Matthew likes rogues; I can just see Matthew as a Customs official making Jack's life hard. In several senses.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Kaylee/Rebecca or Kaylee/Darius? Huh. Got to be Kaylee/Rebecca. I can so see them as a couple, and I think Darius' lifestyle would bore Kaylee. Although she'd love his gardening and the fresh herbs.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Kastagir walk in on Matthew and Fitz? ::laughing:: He might accuse Matthew of getting Fitz drunk, just to annoy Matthew and tease Fitz about 'Men, Hugh? Since when?'
Make up a summary for Three/Ten fic.
Connor/Darius? Oh, Lord. Er. ::considers:: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." Darius, amused: "Oh come, Connor, was it at least interesting?" "See for yourself, then." (I'm so going to burn for this one day…)
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Methos/Ezra fluff. Er, no, but I'd be willing to read it to see how fluffy it is?
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Kastagir/Fitz? "Patches for a Broken Heart"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Deflower Methos? ::staring:: I mean, yeah, if after 5000 years he still hadn't tripped a man, I can see Krycek tempting *anyone* beyond temptation, but, but…. ::shaking head:: Just go read Suze's 5,000 year old virgin-with-men fic, okay?
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I don't think there *is* any Kastagir slash, but if there was, I bet most of my friends list would be right there reading it, yes. ;-> (Anyone seen any? Point me at it if it's good!)
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Connor het? Yeah, plenty of us. We also read Connor gen and Connor slash. ::g:: Some of us even write all three.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Ramirez? Er. I think I'm the only one on my friends' list who writes the old rascal, but I could be wrong. I've had people send me icons; that should count.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Matthew/Krycek/Kaylee? Pardon me while I reboot my brain. Christ. Krycek and McCormick in the Firefly uni? The Alliance is doomed. Kaylee in modern day? Oh, yeah, she'd do a threesome with them in a second, and I can see Krycek finding a mechanic that good. So… um, yeah, just for the fun of seeing if it worked, yeah, I could see a few of 'em trying it.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I'm trying to picture Darius screaming and I just can't, sorry. Rather disgusted comments of, "Lord, they know not what they do and do I have to play teacher again?" Sure.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Ezra? *My*. ::considers:: "Desperado," by the Eagles, seems a little cliche'd, sorry. Um. Oh. Of course. Sting, "(That's Not) The Shape of My Heart."
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Methos/Jack Sparrow/Hugh FitzCairn? ::staring:: Dear Christ. Someone should write that!! Um. Warnings: "Wine, women, and song ahead. And rum. And swords. And pirates. Probably naked women, come to that. What're *you* waiting for?"
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Matthew. Pick up Darius? ::staring:: I knew putting a priest on this might be a mistake…. "Sin boldly"? "Care to have something to confess in the morning?" Er. No *clue*?
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Kaylee? Um, there was a lovely piece recommended on Crack_Van a couple weeks ago.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Jack Sparrow's secret kink? That every so often he sneaks in and leaves a hundred pennies in a tax collector's box… just to drive him mad trying to account for it. And steals it all back and another hundred besides if the bastard's crooked enough to pocket it…
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Ramirez, shag Rebecca? Any damn chance he got, I'd say! Drunk, sober, in between…. That's a 'hell, yes.' From both sides.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Connor & Kastagir? ::laughing:: Who's more sober? Who won the last sparring match? I daresay they don't care.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Methos in a relationship with Rebecca (sure), who then runs off with Krycek (er... ::brain reboots::). Methos has a one-night stand with Ramirez (okay, that I can see), a short unhappy affair with Fitz (pardon me while I have hysterics), then follows wise advice from Kaylee (okay, she'd have good advice, yeah), and finds true love with *Connor*? (Pardon me while I laugh myself silly again.)
Oh, God. The snark in that. Rebecca/Krycek, maybe, but Connor/Methos… they're so sharp they'll cut each other. A *lot*. Er. I'd call it "Crack-titious" and yeah, there are people on my friends list who'd read it, but only to see how bad it got (unmisha, Darthhellokitty, maybe Wenchita), but um, no, that's so bad I wouldn't ask anyone to write it.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Kastagir/Ezra? ::staring at that and contemplating:: My. I'd *love* to see that. And you know, it *could* work. I wouldn't mind at all.