Gacked from
Killabeez. (Yes, all the numbering is correct. Really. Even if they do all start at 11....)
Top 10 Fictional One-Night Stands:
11) Spike (Buffy)
10) Lt. Martin (?) Castillo (Miami Vice)
9) Sara Pezzini (Witchblade)
8) Fox Mulder (X-Files) (Come on -- all that pent up energy?)
7) Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Ark)
6) Capt. Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean) Preferably someplace with a really decadent bathhouse. (And am I the only one who wants the pillow talk after at least as badly as the one night stand?)
5) Ares, God of War (Hercules:tLJ)
4) Inara (Firefly)
3) Rupert Giles (Buffy)
1) Amanda Darrieux (Highlander) & Cory Raines. Unlike Richie, I’d have climbed in the hot tub.
Top 10 Fictional Spectacular But Fraught and Ultimately Doomed Affairs:
11) John Constantine (Hellblazer)
10) Benton Fraser (due South)
9) Duncan MacLeod (Highlander)
8) Aramis (Three Musketeers)
7) Athos (Three Musketeers)
6) Tara (Buffy) Sorry, but I’m not sure that character can be aught but doomed.
5) Lucien LaCroix (Forever Knight) He’s not likely to settle for a one-night stand and that does mean it’ll be doomed. But fun in the meantime...
4) D’Artagnan (Three Musketeers)
3) Iolaus (Hercules:tLJ)
2) Methos (Highlander)
1) Alex Krycek (X-Files)
Top 10 Fictional Forever Partners:
11) Cordelia & Aral Vorkosigan Lois Bujold's (Barrayar books, and yes, they’re a matched set)
9) Mal Reynolds (Firefly)
8) Rick O’Connell (The Mummy)
7) Ezra Standish (Magnificent 7)
6) Sunda Kastagir (Highlander)
5) Ardeth Bay (The Medjai) (The Mummy)
4) Zoe (Firefly)
3) Hugh FitzCairn (Highlander) He’d go off, have a good time, come home and tell me about them -- no problem. (Oh, come on! It’s *Fitz!*)
2) Connor MacLeod (Highlander)
1) Matthew McCormick (Highlander)
And I'll probably be thinking of people I forgot for days....
ETA: Yargh! I forgot Oz (Buffy) and Gwydion (The Well-Favored Man, Elizabeth Willey), both of whom should go in the fictional forever partners. Oh, well. 13, yeah, that's it!
BTW -- has anyone else here read The Well-Favored Man? I adored it, but not so much the two sequel/prequels....